Your top five Sex list

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  1. Chris_Spence

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    :spangled: eh
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    My mam is called Sandra Collins, it's quite funny really
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    :lol: excelent
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    Is she a trance dj?

    if so can i have her number? :D
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    My mam wouldn't know what the hell you meant if you said DJ let alone trance DJ :lol: she'd wanna be playing itsy bitsy tenny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!

    Had to explain to her what an STI was before when Hollyoaks was on :lol:
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    is she a MILF
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    Jesus....:lol:

    I bet when she was told she was pregnant with you your dad had alot of explaining to do!
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    My god no! :lol: aw bless I love my mam :love:

    And she did give birth to me ;)
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    do it for the good of the board :up: ;) :p
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    Graham :love:'s you mum too!
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    im not the one going on about her tho lol, im only joking......... :angel2: :p :love:
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    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:


    ;):p
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    not in this order but


    him off that film last night about coal miners strikes
    prob's brad pitt as a bad lad (dont do pretty boys)
    KEANU REAVES
    Robbie Williams (i think he would be an animal in bed)
    Maybe Johnny Depp but that could all change



    DO DEAD PEOPLE COUNT???:confused: (as in while they were alive would have been nice)

    River phoenix and JOHN PEEL would then be added
    :D
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    only joking tho, id never go on about anyones mam like that!!!!! :p
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Bet she's filthy tho :p i'd buck her!! (Saying that, i'd buck owt)
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    :lol: :lol: i bet she is
  18. Dan Hawkins

    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Met her at Tidyweekender 5, i was totally minging! Was dying to say " can i buck ya" but bottled :rolleyes:
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    :lol: :lol:
  20. Dan Hawkins

    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Don't know why i've posted this
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    (please note my being FAT and CYBER days are well and truely over ;) )

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