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  1. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    Bogs are a good one like. I'm always bosting for a shite when I'm out and it's always in the most horrible of venues. I had to suffer the indignity of having THREE rave poos in digital once...
    adam., Oct 20, 2010
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  2. Allie

    Allie Registered User

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    that's canny savage. i can honestly say i've never shat in a club toilet before. i've done various other things, but never shat.
    Allie, Oct 20, 2010
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  3. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    I'm terrible for it, I swear it's more force of habit now more than owt else.
    adam., Oct 20, 2010
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  4. Micko_Harriso

    Micko_Harriso Say Energy!!

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    People dancing on your back, and then getting pissed off when you push them away

    People taking their tops off and sweating all over you

    Mortal lasses who fall all over the place

    Going out in Newcastle and seeing the same people at every single trance event

    Being asked for pills 34 times a night (think I have a face for it)

    Clubs charging between £10 & £15 for 4 hours

    BOOKING FEES!
    Micko_Harriso, Oct 20, 2010
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  5. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

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    After taking a shit in digital, I now know what a hovercraft must feel like.
    Conway, Oct 20, 2010
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  6. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    :lol:
    Rory Space, Oct 20, 2010
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  7. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    Digitals opening times aye. 11-3? Fuck off.
    adam., Oct 20, 2010
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  8. trance250

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    :up:
    trance250, Oct 20, 2010
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  9. MichaelAitken

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    General arseholes and general lack of courtesy
    MichaelAitken, Oct 20, 2010
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  10. Aaron!

    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    I've had plenty of shits in toilets like. Had a massive one in MyHouse last year whilst coming up, proper stank as well. Some poor lass was next in line when i went out as well, felt sorry for the poor lass. Can't be nice for them in that place having to go into a toilet after a lad.
    Aaron!, Oct 20, 2010
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  11. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    Hahaha, I do that all the time in work like. Absolutely body toilets all over then watch some new starter run Into the cubicle while I'm washing me hands.
    adam., Oct 20, 2010
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  12. Conway

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    We had a lad at my last gaffe who was fond of showboating - taking a shit in trap one, leaving it without flushing, then going into trap two to wipe his arse.

    Anyone going in after him would find a massive dump in the bogs with no toilet roll in sight.
    Conway, Oct 21, 2010
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  13. Granty

    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    a lad I used to work with did that in the lasses bogs when they'd all gone home one night. It was like a forearm. The cleaner kicked off and complained to because it took days to try and flush away.
    Granty, Oct 21, 2010
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  14. MistaK

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    the odd time when getting a ticket for digital's going to cost more than 20 quid is a whitey as well like :(
    MistaK, Oct 21, 2010
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  15. MELT

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    theres many in newcastle who could and should take note of this
    ..........but in fact wont
    MELT, Oct 21, 2010
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  16. stuwrong

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    overhyped dj's, twats like melt moaning about minimal techno and people wearing skinny jeans, clubs being so full you can't dance, when dj's play blur - song 2, extortionate entry fees (saw somewhere charging £18 on the door to see annie mac a couple of weeks ago)
    stuwrong, Oct 21, 2010
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  17. Chewy

    Chewy I'd fist it

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    JC on here did exactly the same but the toilet didn't flush :lol:
    Chewy, Oct 21, 2010
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  18. Shortee

    Shortee back of the net

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    Absolute bell end promoters who think no-one else can put a night on because they have a night similar, or around the same time, or think they have 'made' a DJ because they have played for them a couple of times.

    Arsehole doormen.

    Students

    'Metrosexual' gayboys with massive V Neck tshirts

    Cyber - on any one of any age (including fluffy boots)
    Shortee, Oct 21, 2010
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  19. JIMI

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    i totally agree with that but my major clubbing pet hate IS,

    HARDSTYLE does my fucking tits in
    JIMI, Oct 23, 2010
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    Tech Trance, Electro and minimal.

    Praiseworthy Tunes - always hated that. Used to hear it every time as well. :mad:
    Rossy, Oct 23, 2010
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