Your Clubbing Pet Hates.

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  1. adam.

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    The influx of students who latch onto a genre for a year then fuck off again.

    Koosday type people on facebook suddenly buzzing off people like Swedish House Mafia, Deadmau5, Kaskade, Armin etc and go on like they're the absolute fountain of knowledge regarding dance music.

    Hard house, the places that still play it, and the people that still buzz off it.
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    people who take there tops off and swing them around there head haha,

    the taxi/lift home after an afterparty.

    having to listen to estatika dj :lol:

    and dickhead bouncers who go out of there way to be cunts because they were bullied when they were at school
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    I've got the Object of Distraction on one forearm (which looks like the all seeing eye) and I've got the masonic Square and Compass on the other forearm.

    I did it specifically to piss off tin-foil hat wearers (Foss in particular)
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  5. adam.

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    Aye I thought you had the Masonic symbol thing like.
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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  7. adam.

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    People who join groups on facebook for every single dj going. You're only going to get spammed to fuck. It's even more annoying if the group has 'OFFICIAL!!!11111!!!!!!1222' on the end of it.
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    I made that mistake, mainly trance dj's like. Sick to death of emails now lol.
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    Really? Ah you mut be way cooler than me then, I thought sniffing glue was still in
  10. adam.

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    Nah that's puffa jackets your thinking of ;)
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  13. adam.

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    Has dan got one?!! :lol:
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    THIS!!!
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    Being stalked on Facebook with daily, sometimes twice daily, updates about nights you've said you're attending.
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    can't believe i've missed this crack all day like, good thread :lol: :up:

    *Sunglasses in clubs
    *Doorman
    *the ability to skint yourself within about 2 hours even though you've taken at least a ton out the bank by 1am.
    *Newcastles club scenes dependancy on the students that flood into the city every year, then when they arrive - you cant fucking wait to see the back of them.
    *and then if they arent students, Rah-bint's in general.
    *the 'diamond' strip.
    *the smoking ban.
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    my pet hate used to be the cashback machine in foundation.

    Not sure digital have one, probably just as well ;)
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    i know there will be loads of things that irritate the fuck out of me, but i'm struggling to think of many.

    i think students would be my main one. or at least a lot of the things i do hate stem back to students and their awful crack.

    clueless people who think they know everything about "dirty electro basslines", etc.
    people who take ages at the bar to pay for a £2 treble with 2ps.
    students who decide that they absolutely have to have a fight with everyone in the club and will chin you if you walk past them.
    lasses dressed like they're in the serengeti.
    djs who play fucking awful records.
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    The fact that there is never a clean toilet when you really need one (yes I am old). But on that topic, why is it that the bogs seem to always be full of sick regardless of how early you get in??

    Nobheads with their tops off sweating all over. You may think you look hard but all I think of is brokeback mountain. Ye ha you cunts.

    People who can not dance. Its not difficult to move in time to a beat, why are you rolling around like an epileptic?

    Chavs. Im all for sterilisation to get rid of these horrible fuckers. I have some solutions:
    Introduce metal detectors and ban them based on sovereign content
    Stop selling smirnoff ice or at least put bromine in it to stop the bastards reproducing

    Smelly fuckers. Seriously, how the fuck do you not smell yourself? Sometimes giving yourself a brown tash is the only solution

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