Your Clubbing Pet Hates.

Like someone said before. People need to remember they're pressing start and stop on some cdj's every 7 minutes, not creating Cold Fusion or defeating Cancer.

I can't stand nights that name themselves after a play on words; ie transending.

People that insist on taking a billion photos every night out.

Lasses who still insist on wearing tutu's and fluffy boots. It's even worse if these lasses are pushing 30.

Facebook spam. Event intitations from each of the three promoters, the group for the night, and the event listing itself. No need at all.

WaCkY KeT bAnTeR at afterparties.

the people
the music
clubs

After-party cotton mouth

digital summed up.

and the award for Nucastle.co.uk best post so far of 2010.......

The old cunts who stand at the side of the dance floor and think that becuase they are a few years older than you that you have zero taste in their music choice and don't deserve to be there yet complain that the scene is dying and that clubs are never full when the only acutally go out once a year and bitch and moan and bar prices and entrance fees.

and young cunts who throw up on the dance floor and think that because you are a few years older you have zero taste in music and don't deserve to be there and who are too twatted to notice that the entrance fees and bar prices are causing the scene to die and bitch and moan about what people are wearing

Yeah those young cunts annoy me aswell.

lads in 'trendy' scarves - you're not out making a snowman, you're in a club

Whattttt the fuck Is all this! Scarfs photos sick

Someone create a "Things you like about Clubbing" thread ffs

Do people still do the indoor scarf thing? Thought that went out with ram-raiding and sniffing glue.

haha!

hahahaha, thats class!!

props to the guy who hates the clubs people and music also! nice work

Anyone with a cream/crasher/gods/goodgreef tattoo.

Name names?

The term "Tech"

The amount of new promoters who bill their night as being the "first of it's type in Newcastle" or "Providing something that's missing", when it's blatantly obvious that they just don't actually know what else is happening / has happened in Newcastle.

GIANT v-neck tops.

Shit, or badly eq'd soundsystems.

The fact that no-one is really interested in Resident DJs anymore and that the only nights that do consistent numbers have to rely on big bookings.
(Not sure if this is the public's fault, or if it says that the local resident DJ's aren't worth getting excited about. I personally think there's some amazing talent in town that's worth getting excited about, but what do I know).

People who don't dance.