Wots the funniest?

you're missing out big style..theres so many better places than here!

Do you burn in the sun?

Hmmm a funny time was when I went with Katie and my friend Chloe...this little kid who looked like some sort of beaver kept tipping cups of water on our faces when we were asleep sunbathing the little **** :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ...so anyways we were on the balcony and my friend Chloe saw him ready to go out in his shirt sitting by the pool so she filled a big jug with water and tried to tip it all over him but got his dad instead who was all ready to go out

nope!

Naturally tanned anyways

probably ramsacking the shop in magaluf a few years back, stealing vodka, redbull, orange juice, crisps, tabs. i just walked out the shop as no-one was about coz it was early morning and they were setting up.

or the time in puerto rico when a mate and i drank from about dinner time to 2 in the morning (bearing in mind we were 14/15) strawberry schnapps, beer, vodka and orange then going on a trampoline, then being frog marched back to my mam and dads apmt by my mates dad, being sick in bed on myself, my mam taking me to the toilet to clean me up and wash my hair, and the only thing i could say when i woke up next afternoon was "i cant believe you didnt put conditioner in my hair!!!!!!!!" to which my mam said i was stotting my head off the taps how the fuck was she supposed to do that?!!

I knew yours would be wild