worst think to happen to

a certain clubbing mate complaining of chest pains, leaving early and heading back to mine where he was kipping, i was slightly worried to say the least - but kept on clubbing :blush: ... only to receive a phone call 30-45mins later from my rather irate girlfriend about "X is having a heart attack, the ambulance is here, u better come home, what u been up to?"

fear... impending doom... downward spiral.... 1 ticket to hell please

my arse went pinhole-manhole in 0.2 seconds....

Getting caught going at it in the bogs with a friendly female by her 19stone rugby playing boyfriend ......... I would have asked her if she had a boyfriend but her mouth was full .... wasnt the best thing to say to him either ! Got a good kicking and they nicked my house keys ! bastards !

u win

judge jules commin on after adam sheridan @ GG/GK MEN

by the cue to get out of the main arena looks like it was abiut 2000 other people's worst thing to happen

nothing major but somehow managed to spilt my trousers right from the zip at the front to end of the seam at the back. My whole entire booty was out!

had THE smallest of items of unde wear on

seeing as I was hammered i decided NOT to go home....as I should've but proceeded to ask a police man if he had any safety pins and showed him what i needed them for

I then showed the bouncers of where i was out at who ushered me and my friend then into VIP so i could sit down and not bear all for the rest of the night !!

nowt much! i try to avoid getting in worse situations