Woodgate Gone ???

Spence mate you should have seen me play. Ive got pro footballers saying i would have made the grade.


Bystander - That kids awrsome
My dad - Is he
Ian - He Shoots he scores.


I will have to tell you abaaaht the time i got accepted into Middlesboro School of Excellance. Funny as. Not meaning my football talents were funny as, just the story.

We didn't have to accept the bid though! I'm fucking gutted tbf! Ok if he is still unfit loads, and doesn't really get it going, but he is the best defender Newcastle have had for about 20 years, he could of been the making of a very, very good team! I just hope he fails the medical, and stays at Newcastle for the next 10 years, being very successsful! Not going to happen like!

I know dude. Are we still pals on here or can we forget it.

I will take that as we can forget about it. FOOK YOU STEVEO, and your bike.

i will be totally guuted if he does go!

Obviously he's no good when he's crocked. But you just know he'll be fine as soon as he gets to Madrid!!

And who the fuck is going to replace him?

At a guess officer Brambles reletives.

That's a good answer but I really fucking hope it's not right!

It is so right like.

Midfield - Perfect shape
Attack - Saying nowt with Officer Shearer at the helm
Defence - Officver Brambles relatives.



We have the shitest defence for years and old senial Robson wont know.

Sir Bob - I thought we were playing Cricet
Ian - You cant be serious Sir Bob
Sir Bob - Scuber diving
Ian - Hands clasped in his head
Sir Bob - Archery then
Ian - Dont worry Mr Robson i'll phone you a taxi

Im still fuckin shocked by this tbh. Its happening so quickly.

Just been a great 15 min live interview with bobby outside st james.

Unless Woodgate fails medical then this is a done deal. IMO though we should not be selling the best defender we have had for years. Im gutted.

If they do sell him, then I sincerley hope they use the money to buy TWO new quality centre halfs.

£15 Million for a player who your never going to get a full season out of is a good dea considering we paid £11 Millionl, i know he is the best defender this country has at the moment but his problems with injuries just havent been sorted since Leeds - altho like Jill says its a guarenteed fucking cert that once he gets to Madrid he will be fit !

When he has played for Newcastle they have done v.well and i think the stats shows that ?!?! but its not often enough and for what they paid then they should of had alot lot more from him !

When i first heard the news today i was pissed off and gutted cos im that used to seeing Newcastle being the buying club, summit which in all fairness hasnt happened alot since the days of Keegan, when you just knew he'd get his man. Now tho it appears that we are again forced to sell a decent player and replace with ?!?! - there's only really Ledley King that id have from the Premiership along with Gallas cos no fucker else is gonna wanna come here, or at that matter play with "Tight Arse Brambles"

What started the day off as a rumour has now spread into the real deal - why cant fucking Dunston Fed or someone take some of the shit we have ?!?!

Its basically a deal done isnt it in all fairness, Bobbys said that they have accepted the bid and players pass medicals these days with broken legs / ankles so i cant see there being any problems tthere. If he does fail it then where does that leave us, with a fucked centre half who the best team in the world knocked back cos of injury ?!?!

Like Marty said no one in there right mind would turn down Real Madrid - Woodgate must be laughing knowing that he hasnt played to his full potential at Newcastle yet has got this move, either that or Real have been advised to sign him from Becks / Owen which you cant blame them for !

Who will Madrid buy next I wonder

hahahaha this season has been my favorite EVER Newcastle UTD season EVER.

We havent even played game 2

at least we have decent players that other taems want to buy racoon boy!

twat