Wolf

where were you delivering papers to? old macdonalds farm??

nahh it was a housing estate, and there was a goat there for some reason, it kept following me, then i started running to loose it, and it chased me and kept nutting me

thats funny as!!

There was a random horse running round my mam and dads estate one night when i was little, it was wierd as fuck, its a little esate with loads of old people/families and everyone was out in their gardens as this horse was running round all the cul-de-sacs, going mental

i suppose if it happened to someone else it wud be hillarious, but it fucking hurt