Who's gonna get it?

Ruth, did you mean " Good Wank ", or is this some bizarre sexual practise involving a tree and some vaseline? :spangled:

great stuff

you, erm, share it out, I'll be waiting over here...

honest

it's called "4am-itus"

Nah, it's cos I'm so damned generous and I don't want anybody missing out on a bit o Laz.

~

At least you know what your problem is, that is the hardest part! Now all you have to do is identify your No1 target, and put 100% effort into that lass, equaling results!!

if only it were so simple when :spangled:

"ohh look at the pretty girl, she's <distracted> oh, look at the prettylights, flicker... <distracted> oh, listen to this, what a tun.. <distracted> wow, i need a drink, lets... <distracted> oh, look at the pretty girl, she'.. <distracted> " and repeat.

Dunno who I would choose!!

Anybody who was up for it i spose

Yes, im THAT sad.

(by anybody i obviously mean female )

It's probs for the best, Man O S, trust me..

getting off with lads when they're wrecked can be a bit hazardouse..

'I know we've only spoke for about 3min but I think I love you...'

then there's the gurning - eek!

(and vice versa obvs)

always seems like a good idea at the time... but i'm starting to face facts.

Stop it! All of you. Every wrecked bloke knows that every lass wants it......... right now..............hard.

ha you are sooo on the pull....

i've seen the light. it's been becoming more and more bright over recent months.

i know, i can hear the little voice "don't go into the light, don't go into the light" but it's inevitable. it's... your destiny. to fail. miserably. every time.

SSSHH

the reverse psychology pulling technique relies on the victim being unaware...!

anyways he's a big lad and he don't like S Club, defs not a match made in heaven

Nevermind. There's always the Parlour in Heaton for you. Crasherkid will tell you exactly where it is. He might even take you there if ya lucky!

there aint no party like an s-club party... do do dooooo

*Violins*

dude, we should be happy with our lot in life.

i'm still moist at the thought martin

...Ken's getting a bit worried tho...it's now trailing towards electricals!

in the context of adding scurrilous gossip to my lil black book this thread hasn't turned up a lot...

very entertaining tho..

also weeded out the fatty lovers...and the fatties!