Who would u least like to snog in promise?

No sorry My Monkey is


I'm what? Come on, dont beat around the bush. You cant tell me anything that I havent been told before - I can take it....!

the sleaziest man I've ever met

and now your also the dumbest

You mean Sleazier than Anarchy and Si ??

but they taught me everything I know!


I'm sorry, but a guy who says they like stretching and cuddles, sounds WAY more sleazy than me!

wat can I say... you learfnt well :d

bet they're ded proud

At least I dont sound like a wuss, saying that I like stretching and cuddles!

cos we all klnow your a well 'ard 'etro who don't hug boys....

mwa mwa darling we know ur confused

:spangled: :spangled: :spangled:

hahaha LMAO, nice one Joe

evil as fuck

hmmm who would i least like to pull...

I actually cant think of anyone who i wouldnt like to pull (female wise!)

oh well...

meoowwww! heh harsh as always

actually it was daniel who poitned the similarity out, i just simply agreed and laughed!!!!

lmfao.... and I thought I was brave. rispek

Andy will you fukk off :evil: :evil: :evil: you've got some front calling me sleazy

GET IT RIGHT!!!!
Bitch. :evil:

Dont worry mate, I would never call u anything behind you're back that I wouldnt say to your face.......


you knows I dont mean it really !



Its ade whos the sleazy one - right?

does glitter angel like glitter?

do we love fridays??????

fucking hell, i know its the summer but where has all the intellect gone?

erm, judging by that comment, was it you who pointed it out then??

sorry hun, memory loss, you know how it is!!

Dont ya remember at vuzz. Then we went and told him.

i do, im sorry, its all coming back to me now, but then me and daniel sat and giggled for about 10 mins after, and kept telling him over and over again, u can see where i got confused!

but thats right, it was you!!!

well done mate, funny as fuck!

reet you fucking cunt! Sleazy my bastard arse! It's all an act just to amuse myself, whether anyone else laughs, I really don't care! Like the time I grabbed Si's ex (and My Monkey's current) babe by the minge, was only to make Craig S laugh, and it worked, and i laughed, and I'm sure Vickie almost laughed before she punched me in the face, but I was laughing too hard to care by then. Took 3 weeks of saying sorry to 3 people, but was well worth it

My Monkey took sleaziness as taught by me and turned it into a way of life, I AM NOT SLEAZY!!! Joe, justify that or I'll fist-fuck you on Fri. Your sig should be "likes to be stretched" not "likes to stretch" you slag! Pseudo-cunt! Plastic as the gimps who wear safety-pins. I like Plastic-Cunt, just rolls off your tongue

ok then, ppl in Promise I don't wanna snog, in order of YAKness....

Gerrie (bleeeeargh!)
Lil Jem (or bite her bum thank you)
ummm anyone under 25

gotta be a few more....
Joe obviously, wudn't give him the pleasure)
no-one else! All my friends are all sexy as fuck, so I'd snog the lot.

Craig wouldn't get one either

That's bout it, i think, i'm not too fussy who I snog, just fussy who I hang with!

Mwuuah!

lol the trout are biting today

thanx but wouldnt even go there myself!