Where's the bikini shots?

LMAO the nice crunche ones or the horrible soft puffy fake ones?

the proper ones obviously

accept no imitations

You, still.

And also wholly untrue.

I really can't believe how wound up you are getting at a messageboard persona. With the amount of time you've been on here, you should know never to take this messageboard seriously, yet you continue to be deeply offended by most things I say. I am honestly glad that I bother you so much, it demonstrates just how much of a fool you really are.

deeply offended?

no, i just think you're full of yourself

and unwholly untrue lmao, you look like a face warped harry potter

Is Doctor Hew ALLIE?!?! :wtf:

Ah in that case then "well done son" the fake ones always get stuck in your throat and make you spit flakes when u talk to anyone near ya

Plus u dont get the hairs on the fake stuff, and it's good to have the practice of plucking them from your teeth now and then

they do aswell

yes

and he had the cheek to have a pop at me for randomly mentioning my prrivate education

tool

No. That's just an idea that seems to now be widely accepted by everybody on here.

Oasis - I refuse to comment anymore as I may make you cry. Bless the fact that you take me so seriously.

I find this quite amusing. Welcome back Allie

read through all of the posts he's done, im sure you'll find 50% mention his intelligence/education. He's sad

dont be daft allie, the whole arrogance and doctor talk was obvious but on top of that someone gave you away

why would i cry? are you for real?

he's that pathetic now he's been found out he still wont admit it

I'm massively sad mate. I sleaze after girls young enough to be my daughter on internet messageboards, confess my love for them in a cringeworthy manner, and then wonder why I can't pull anybody and can only shag Blu Bambu fat birds.

Plus I also get wound up hook, line and sinker by people who are just trying to make me kick off on messageboards, making myself look like a complete tit in the process...

werent you nailing a 15 year old from liverpool?

but you arnt winding me up , you slag me, i slag you, yet im getting wound up?

young enough to be my daughter hahaha jess is 18 i am 22, proper paedo . ive never been to blu bambu

The fact that you actually took the time to reply to everything in that post shows just how much of a knacker you are. And you really don't slag me off, I only wish you could. Instead you try to be funny and look like an idiot.

Joe - older than Jessica...