Where's the bikini shots?

Nah it wasn't

i think youll find that ended in early 2005 and was one of like a single outing since the late 90s

dont try and pretend you can second guess what i am about , cos I mess about with club nights for the laughs whereas you lot hang on to it for the perks and "cool" tag

please be sure to cover your cellulite up the next time you have your ass hanging out at the glitterball



come back in 10 years and ill point you in the direction of a good plastic surgeon cos youll need one

you will also probably need an op for a prolapse (I think you may have to look that up seeing as you just recently finished school)

What is cool about dancing about at a night that holds 400 people at the cosmic ballroom? I don't like trance or hardhouse so what perks would I get from that you hook nosed falcon?

I will happily have my cellulite out and be so glad...why would I listen to advice from a 30something year old nobody who is trying his hardest to cling onto the dance scene that is going down faster than titanic?

howay kids

for a laugh?!?! posing as a two-bit party organiser is your fucking life mate.

Why do you always feel the need to slate anyone that doesn't fit into your "underground clubbing" box... if youre in it for the "laughs" why do you constantly remind everyone how superior you are?

You're a fucking hypocrit.

haha cool pictures, bracken pics never let you down

I think that kinda says it all

basically in 1 sentence you have demonstrated, your idiosyncratic looks based world where sexism, ageism and the cool for 5 minutes bandwagons persist.....we are glad we dont aspire to that scene.

you are are truly one of the reasons the trance scene in newcastle is gash

when people like you do one then we can all enjoy a dance scene not populated by people whos only aim in life is to have their egos fed

your qoute if at all serious

"cling onto the dance scene that is going down faster than titanic"

I am glad you have truely stated what your thoughts are on the dance scene

I think you would be better off in big brother like

youd fit right in

was it not you that mentioned her cellulite?

look muppet, you are the biggest hypocrite on here

you dont know me, you will never know me and never have known me

so do one

why dont you drop into a thread about how much money you got or how well off you are, so quit with the superior comments asswipe cos it dont wash

end of the day you all ass kiss the jumped up prepubescent mod

and this message board is all the more dire for it

as a tongue it cheek jibe to counter her obvious tirade about physial appearance,

YOU BORE me with your xenephobic based " i have got a huge IQ" arguments" so go away little man

how do I kiss Jess' ass?

I just think its a bit pathetic when middle aged men start bullying 18 year old kids.

like i said you know nowt about me , so again do one

and go check your facts laser brain

It doesn't take intelligence to spot a bitter old man that bully's kids to boost his own self esteem.

Grow up?

He just likes to constantly find a chance to big up what hes done for the dance scene...if having a couple of djs on at a random castle demonstrates this of course....

aye whatever, keep pschoanalysing yellow star boy


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I enjoy the dance scene and thats why I continue to work for it although its not my style of music anymore. I like the people who go to these events and the atmosphere...but as some1 who goes to these its also very clear to see the scene is dying? Why can't you understand this? Am I only allowed to work at a trance night if I go clubbing all the time?

i see that the only real use of these message boards is promotion

whereas you peeps spend hours talking about the colour of your walls, your fave biscuits etc

have you noticed the severe lack of traffic on here these days since you lot decided that trance was rather uncool unless of course its a ticket to get you in somehwere free

and you turned the board into the jess c appreciation society

you should have a bit chat to a few people when you are out

and find out the real reason why nee one comes on here anymore

isnt your first sentence a contradiction!!!!!????!!!!!!!?????

I think the bottom line is you took unmbridge at my BOBFOC comment

but do you not agree that your mate katie is the best looking one in the pics

and you are pulling the best "point your chin to the moon gurns" i ever did see

surely if you put pics up you are going to get positve and negative comments

I hardly think BOBFOC si the worst youve eevr been served up I am betting

and not everyone on here thinks you are jess "the body " mc "C"

I WORKED THIS OUT 18 months ago

but the scene as it is "dying" as you put it will be no bad thing , it means it can come back and reinvent itself

lol you accuse Jess C of being superficial while simultaneously mocking how others look.

I think we have another Oasis, you seem to give the girl an awfull lot of thought