Where's the bikini shots?

aye katies probs the best like

Also Alex and Sam

your fella hasnt got a very good tooth to gum ratio


and who is alex?

Coming from some1 who looks has a face like a melted owl ornament it does not really bother me

Alex is some girl Helen and Lauren worked with last year

whats a BOBFOC?

i would

Looks like hes trying to squeeze a torpedo out of his ass

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

"Melted owl ornament" is a mint insult. I'm impressed.

body off baywatch face off crimewatch

itys the only thing I could think of to describe his pointed hook nose and twisted mouth aswell as the wrinkles

aye but I base my achievements on the measure of the person within whereas you base your achievements on the *measure of the random promotor in YOU












* girth

ahhhh

He is right like , jess defo has a thugs face

Don't flatter yourself thinking you are cool because you are a promotor and that they have some sort of advantage with girls. You really are truely repulsive to look at. You are the definition of face ache you really could do yourself a favour and give yourself a good DETOX ity might stop you ageing another 20 years everytime you pop a pill.

you bite more than a pirannha in a tank full of water with 10 sheep

you have to laugh considering she has probably rodded c**k nose

rodded cock nose?

probs that barry fella

Oh right....

was that him who rang u when we were at marcs? when u were in bed and i brought u ya phone