Where's the bikini shots?

it was a joke, hence the wink :sarcastic: ive always been mates with allie

i couldnt be arsed/didnt want to work there, just wanted to go out and have a good time constantly, finding work was hard and i couldnt be bothered with the hassle when i have a perfectly good job at home, which i love and enjoy

I hope she said that, if so thats MINT

get her shagged then

fair enough, and theres me thinking i waas going to get bite of jess c epic proportions, you are just no fun

i wouldnt abuse my position as the saviour of hard dance in toon



she would have to have a fetish for melted owl ornamants like

sasha you madam :tut:

we all know the real reason moi is dirty is because she takes jizz-bolts in the face... www.cohf.ws/ has nothing on her.

Unfortunately

I apologise for my ignorance, but who is this Moi character? Obviously I haven't been around whilst most of you have been building up a hatred for her. From what I gather from reading different things, she's a bit of a mong from Teesside/Boro and some of the new-school lot have dusted her. Is this correct?

shes not a smog... we're better than that.

haha cheers

im not cool enough am i allie

the only time allie is cool is when he opens the freezer

uisng primary schools punchlines in 2006 certainly isnt cool

are u coming to shindig on saturday?

but i never claim to be cool ya pedantic weegie git :fart:

what do u mean

sorry a bit thick

god job don't want getting embarrassed

Blonde we like to call it

Deep Dish Dan, isnt it on sunday though?

like a scottish football match?

It's on twice this week mate. Michael Gray on the Saturday, Dubfire (Deep Dish) on the Sunday.

ooooooooooooooooooooopppppps i meant sunday :blush:

are u out allie?

come out dan!

shame your comebacks are'nt as good as readings