Where's the bikini shots?

Sorry to bring the discourse down a peg.. but why the fuck did Lauren get a tit job?

Rib cage and silicone? No ta.

Jess is 18, Aimy was 15.... how is that in any shape or form older than Jess?

She wasn't 15 though

Well, I'm sure she was once, but she was 16 when I met her. I was 18.

Gutted for you.

http://www.nucastle.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58936&perpage=15&highlight=&pagenumber=11

hmmmm pot kettle black mate, 13th post down! YOU KNACKER

you are one ugly child allie, you may have intelligence but with that face you're going nowhere. Maybe when you get you're PHD you can get a doctor friend to give you some surgery, free of course

so you're saying an 18 year old girl and seeing a 22yr old lad is wrong? and yes, im defo old enough to be her father

you were 19 - she was 15.

What the fuck are you talking about you div?

I really can't believe you've just called me ugly. Have you seen yourself?

I met you once, I thought you were sound

she had a boob job? :spangled:

Sorry, I forgot you were an authority on my relationships.

I was 18, she was 16.

hmmm ni that one post you call me a div yet you find it hard to believe someone is calling you ugly. Its ok to call peoples intelligence but not call their looks? surely its a similar thing, you're born with most of it and cant do anything about it

i thought you were sound and have said so on many occasions, yet you still act like you a knob to me:spangled:

This post is sheer stupidity. I can't believe you called me ugly because such a statement from yourself is loaded with irony.

and at that last bit. Bless you mate, really. You're naivety is encouraging.

Get out of my thread you insufferable goons.

I want string bikinis, sand up ass crack, proof of no tan lines etc.

Not a Mackem, a Jew and some speccy geek arguing over whether the majors wife was right for a poking or not.

*unless you have pictures

Allie she was 17 in 2004 - you're 22 now, that makes you 3 years her senior... Stop lying.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onemusic/exposed/missaj403p01.shtml

whos getting wound up now? biting cos i called you ugly!

i dont think im better looking than people, i only said it because of earlier posts in which i mentioned that calling someones looks is now worse than taking the piss out of someones intelligence.

im sure you could make some sort of joke out of that

their was a mackem, a jew and a speccy geek.......................

is there nee topless pics like

or lezzing off shit

shit ive turned into deaskstar

I'm 21 mate, I'm not 22 for another four months.

I'm 21/12/84, she was 15/12/86. That's two years difference, and means that in the Summer of 2003, I was 18 and she was 16.

Gutted...

I'm not getting wound up mate, I'm having some messageboard crack. You seem to have an inability to recognise such. Why?

pssshhhh... she was under age and you fiddled her.

anyways I'm off to prepare my house for the shabbat.

shabbat shalom y'all.