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  1. TryHard*tidyClaire

    TryHard*tidyClaire Registered User

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    because I am a berk
    TryHard*tidyClaire, Mar 20, 2003
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  2. Chewy

    Chewy I'd fist it

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    on a scale of 1 to 10 ad giv u 10
    but ad rather giv u 1!:rolleyes:
    Chewy, Mar 20, 2003
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  3. Doggie

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    I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!

    Here's me pen write down ur number

    Hi! You must be very tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night

    U like my name? You should hear my phone number!

    Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home

    Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!

    Ur like a traffic ticket! Uve got F-I-N-E written all ova u!!

    Hey, my shoes are having a party, would ur dress like to come down and join them?

    Bring your crash helmet luv, you're going through the head board tonight
    Doggie, Mar 20, 2003
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  4. Ché

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    "hello"
    Ché, Mar 20, 2003
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  5. Doggie

    Doggie Registered User

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    lol that work for u Che... lucky bugger!
    Doggie, Mar 20, 2003
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  6. batfink

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    ha im printing this thread and shall be using these fine ideas tomorrow night :D :king:
    batfink, Mar 20, 2003
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  7. Doggie

    Doggie Registered User

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    dont count when u use them on your g/f batty! :rolleyes: :)
    Doggie, Mar 20, 2003
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  8. Sweeney

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    "Fancy a shag?"

    "No"

    "Well lie down and let me have one then"

    :lol:
    Sweeney, Mar 20, 2003
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  9. Doggie

    Doggie Registered User

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    ROFFLE :lol: thats the best by far:D
    Doggie, Mar 20, 2003
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  10. purvy

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    nice legs pet!! what time do they open?

    is that a mirror in ur knickers
    *girls asks*- why?
    cause i can fuckin see meself in them later!

    both have earned me many a slap!:p
    purvy, Mar 20, 2003
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  11. Glitter Angel

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    that one would sound so much better if u didnt say "fuckin" in it.

    you'd still get a slap tho :p
    Glitter Angel, Mar 20, 2003
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  12. purvy

    purvy Registered User

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    aye it would!
    i just type what i think!
    its like speakin aloud!
    sorry !!:p :p
    purvy, Mar 20, 2003
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  13. Glitter Angel

    Glitter Angel Registered User

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    no need to appologise mr verine :)
    Glitter Angel, Mar 20, 2003
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  14. purvy

    purvy Registered User

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    ok then i take it back!!:p :p :groovy:
    purvy, Mar 20, 2003
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  15. TryHard*tidyJamie

    TryHard*tidyJamie

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    You top or Bottom?

    :lol:
    TryHard*tidyJamie, Mar 20, 2003
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    thats fuckin quality mate. laughed me fuckin arse off
    , Mar 21, 2003
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  17. Ché

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    well... thats how i would start! :p no chat up lines. just good conversation!
    Ché, Mar 21, 2003
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  18. Doggie

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    a true gentleman:)
    Doggie, Mar 21, 2003
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  19. batfink

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    haha same here, and look where we've ended up.. married :spangled:

    and u've got cats too, thats far too much like commitment for me :eek:
    batfink, Mar 21, 2003
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  20. El Maracca

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    dont really use em. eye contact goes alot further in my experience :D :D
    El Maracca, Mar 21, 2003
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