Whats your ambition?

although my trouser snake is quite sizeable, i definitly do NOT fancy squeezing a child out of it!

how about your mouth johnny boy??

is that bigger?

only just....
why do u think i aint got a bird?! they are all scared of it!

I want to prove to myself, those who have shown total faith in me and everyone else that I can be a top journalist.

Women are just a mess of design flaws! And you don't even mention periods, proof that God is a man (not that god exists of course) What women really need is either a drawstring on thier punani, or a hatch at the back...

If someone asked if I'd like to shit a bowling ball I'd never have sex again ever!

btw, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get knocked up by either anal or oral sex, just something to consider...

hmmm yes but either a) a mouthful or b) an ass full of jizz aint nice...

2 things I'm sure you'r not aware of

how sure?

u have such a way with words jane

depends on your point of view Jane!

so, from where I'm sitting...

me and anach. have strong views on jizz...

johnny boy is hung like a moose...

and glitter heard the word jizz on a thread and came running..

yep? yep? yep?

i can sense when ppl r talking sex, its one of my talents

its the ability to spot peeps talking shite i like to cultivate, so I can zoom in on a thread from 100yards and destroy

*evil laff*

Pretty much, 'cept I'm hung like a moose too

Hallo Kerry!

now that's a scary thought

My ambition is to become a full-time lesbian

touch me I'm mint...not there, thats rude!

My ambition is to make the people around me happy, if I achieve that then I will be happy too!

awwwwwwwww thats so sweet..

My ambition is to....... find some answers to lives greatest questions.. or shud i say the ones with no real answers!!!

:angel:

am afraid im one of the maternal types too!!! my ambition in life is to get ma degree n become a teacher n hav ma class full of little'uns and be the best teacher they'll eva hav!!! and i wanna get ma masters in primary education too!! and i wanna find ma perfect boy sumwhere where eva he may be n settle down, get married get a nice house n hav loadsa kiddies n just be happy!!! hopefully it'll all come true butthe husband bit seems as if its neva gonna happen like!! hehe!!! xxx

Interesting answer back then.

Now I'd like to make people laugh and make everyone happy. U can't beat that feeling, IMO.