What's the worst accident you've ever had?

big fox ran out in front of me(i was in my car)up at derwent rez,it was dark,i swerverd,went into a 90degree ditch,head hit windscreen,got knocked out...
woke up about an hour later,about 1am,car was in water up to doors with engine hanging out and front end bent beyond believe.........no reseption on phone,walked 12mile,feel asleep in a barn,woke up next day to a worried friend on phone....

car fu'ked,lump on head,fox still alive and av had to reshell my car

The moral of the story is too run the fox,cat,dog,old granny,football over,they all do worse damage if u dont

My friend got an MR2 on friday - a really nice Japanese import...cost £6,500. Thismorning he came off a roundabout spun out of control and went into a lamp post. The car is pretty much a write off, or it will cost a fortune to repair, thankfully he's ok.

If he'd skid off the other side of the road it was a 40 foot drop.

Christ io feel kinda borin now, thing is i swear i ve done enough dangerous stuff in my life...

Jumped outta plane
Bungy Jumped
Been on a flight which broke down
Played Rugby for 10 yrs
Been to Kashmir, one of the most disputed areas in the world
Climbed to 6200m
Been rock climbing since i was 15
Skiin off-piste
Kayaked down waterfalls

and i aint really injured myself yet, seen stacks n stacks, incl. people heads split open pissin with blood,etc. but touch wood nothings happened to me yet, guess im just lucky.

oh shit, forgot bout the time i hit myself in the face with a hammer, (purley an accident) and broke my nose!!

Women and DIY

kerry and DIY

i like to watch em for a bit then i ask if they could use an extra hand

trust you

Well i think u asked a bit late this time

erm..... head spilt open when i was 5/6 cant remember... stiches and a lot of blood...ladder fell on me btw..


erm... dislocated knee playing football in germany... got up to keep playing.. tried to kick the ball.. by foot almost hit my thigh...


fell off the stage in northumbria uni.. (wasnt drunk ) bouncers thought i had been ina fight... threw me out... then i explained i was feeling sleepee... and kinda slumped ona chair.. took to hospital.. sum fit nurse sorted me out

yeah think i need one too coz it pops out if i bang it now

its really horrid innit!

messy and DIY

mike wouldnt even go up the ladders to drill a few holes in the wall, do i had to do it!

im a dab hand wif a drill now!!

ok, time to fess up...........Wish I could say I was 50 miles from civilisation on a rocky trail up a mountain somewhere, but I wasn't I was in Centre Parks nr Nottingham, very extremely pissed :spangled: I'd already come off 3 times and landed in muddy ditches, which was funny, 4th time I landed face first on a concrete path, which wasn't

Drinking too much vodka on an empty stomache when I was 14. Nearly died.

best part about hospitals, unless you get those big fat butch ones

Lost control of me car and crashed into a lamppost, writing my car off. Amazingly, I wasn't hurt but the thought of what might have happened still scares me now.

the worst accident i had was wen i droped a 4st RSJ on my leg, it made a lovly mess an i ended up wit 48 stiches, 24 of witch wer internal due to how deep the cut was, luckly it didnt break my leg!!!

the worst accident iv seen was an old skool m8 got run ova by an artic lorry!!!!! he was washing his mums car an the handbreak wasent on properly, he was standing behind the car an it rolled off the driveway pushing him in to the path of the lorry, it rolled him up in2 a little ball under the lorry. he broked almost every bone in his body, ended up wit mass internal injurys an severe head injurys 2!!!!!!!! he was in hospital for the best part of a year. it is wone of the mosed sickenig sights iv ever seen an the nosie was horrendus.