What's the worst accident you've ever had?

Unlucky, i feel that's an understatement!!!!

got a huge bit of metal straight through my left hand, went in between my tendons, surgeon said I was luck as I could have lost the use of 2 fingers

Erm.......

Chair thrown in my eye after Q TOY ducked and it missed him,
Knife through my hand,
Been ran over and cracked head and lost part of my ear,
Been ran over and shattered my knee cap,
Been ran over and dislocated my knee,
Been ran over and cracked my head open,
Crashed my motorbike broken my leg,
Crashed my motorbike broken my wrist,
Fell while rock climbing dislocated 7 vertibrae,
Sliced the length of my foot open,
Crushed my toe,
Broken my Coccyx after falling out a window,
Sliced my chin open in a water fight,
Lost big chunk of skin from my leg while playing football,

Thats all i can think of for now will write the rest laterz.

And some more.......

Chopped the end of my thumb,
Chopped the end of my thumb (again) and fore finger,
Plastic burns on my fingers,
Dislocated knee,
Dislocated shoulder,
Dislocated shoulder again,
Broken nose,

I think thats it

Plastic burns fukin kill!!

Even worse when ya were pissed and you were wondering if it was going to hurt or not which is why ya done it.

brings tears 2 my eyes just thinkin about it!

ner me neither i dont think....
probz will get hit by a bus now like!

Shit almost forgot that i died.

My heart stopped for 63 seconds when i got ran over and spilt my head open.

when i was three i knocked a boiling kettle onto myself and it melted all the skin off my arm.

none of u probs know this is ive never been to promsie withotu my arm guards i dont think

Broke my arm
Broke 4 fingers
Broke my ankle in 3 places and dislocated it. Its got a 7 inch plate, 2 wires and 13 screws in now. Still need another operation on it to take some wire and a bit of bone out

Ran over by a car
Hit with a golf club in the eyebrow ( same day 1 year later )
Front tooth was knocked out by a Quaser gun:evil:

bust me knee ligament playing 5-a-side in Turkey, finished the rest of the game in goal (45 mins)........ we won though

came off a mountain bike in the rain, landed on me face, KOed myself and knocked 2 teeth out

my worst injury is some1 carrying on & threw a pool ball at me - it was thrown to hard & fast & smacked my nose - the lad who threw it then came over & knocke dmy nose back into place!!!

never even bled!!!

why would it not hurt?

The worst injury i got was when i broke my arm jumping off a fence when i was playing Armies.
Worst accidents were when i rote my first car off by driving into a tree opposite my house at about 80mph. Or when i rote my second car off when some welsh twat called Garant Jones drove into the back of me outside my house again.

i also had whip lash off crashing into sum1 at 30 miles an hour!!!

Respect!

Respect aswell!

When I was just about to start highschool, a thin piece of wood, kindda like a cain went threw my foot! Hurt quite abit then got some morphine..mmm! After while though wore off and pain came back. Argh those were the days!
Apart from that, just sprains on foot, arm. Nowt broken yet.
Had a fair few pedal dashs aswell off me bike - nothing quite like them.