What's the shadiest thing you have ever done?

I used to nick 12-pack chewing gums from the Co-Op at Four Lane Ends. Actually, it was a joint-venture between me and my sister. Infact, it was mostly her, I just ate the chewing gum once she'd got it

Also a while back when they were building that Viasystems factory in Longbenton, me and my mate were out on our bikes going through a field next to the Viasystems site and saw a long rubber pipe coming from the construction site into the little stream by our school. It was pumping a load of black shit into the stream, so we picked up the pipe, turned it around so the shit was pumping out of the ground, going along the pipe, and coming back out into the construction site

Bastards for polluting the environmentally sound stream that is "The Burn"

He has a nerve!! lol, he's hardly Mr. Stylish. I mean look at that black and white shite he keeps wearing on his back

Prepare yourself for a backlash from all the drivers out there!

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BUSTED.




err... when i was 11 i told everyone in my class my english teacher was a peado and that he took pictures of the girls when they where in the showers after games..

rumour spread and he left the next september...

dont believe everything ur big brother tells you

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Well done...after going through uni, getting a moderately paid stable job at a school, a decent guy gets sacked/resigns all down to you. Be proud

I once randomly pissed in a mates pint and he drank it without knowing.

Not surprising....lager tastes like piss in the first place

shandy is it?


in first year one flatmate pissed us off so much that we opened all the food in his cupboard so it rotted, pissed in his orange, spat in his milk and took all the glasses, cutlery and plates out the kitchen so he had nothing to eat off...

cock.

I once shit myself whilst pissed in Magaluf and wiped it all over my pals best clothes, IN HIS WARDROBE. (I dont remember it tho)

Nice mate you are

i once found a little girls purse (one for holding money, no other meanings or double enténdres!) in a playground with about £3 or £4 in, obviously someones pocket money... i was only 11 or somthing. i didn't know whose it was. i legged it up to Morrisons and it went towards an 'Action Force' figure and some fireworks if i remember correctly.

i felt guilty for years. still do. Sorry - whoever owned it - i took your pocket money. but how was i supposed to find you?

it had an embroided 'my little pony' on it....

you're so gay.

i've done too much shizx but this is one of my faves:

My mate had this really shit ford escort and one day he was boasting about how good he was at driving, so drove around town for a bit and then went back to college. However I left one of the back doors unlocked. I came back later when he was in a lesson and tied the two front doors together (from the inside, armrest to armrest) with a bit of rope then locked the back door again.

When he finished college that day he found he couldnt get into his car, cos he couldnt open the doors, the car didnt have central locking either, so he had to open the boot, climb in, put down one of the backseats and wiggle thru the gap.

For added effect, i gathered about 50 people to watch him do this.

glad to see mr v is still alive and looking after the students of jesmond. we got a washing machine for £30 when i lived up there. total geezer.

shame on snack, if you stole from mr v. :tut:

Haha classic, one lad in six form had this well old fiat uno from memory. It was well light and the handbrake was knackered, on several occasions his car got picked up by the back end by a few lads and moved from one end of the car park to the other into another space. When he came to get in his car he'd thought it had been nicked a few times haha guess u had to be there. That car was imense!

another time when I worked at a big supermarket, I was very annoyed (as you do when you get paid minimum wage) but i also hated one particular manager so when christmas came round I hatched a plan.

This supermarket closes on christmas day and boxing day, so on christmas eve when I was working, I collected the following:

1 whole fresh salmon
8 fresh mackarell (sp?)
about 6 kilos of frozen prawns

When the store shut down and all customers were out, i took all the fish and went round the fresh foods section (milk, yoghurt cheese etc, cos thats where the manager I hate worked) and lobbed all this fish on top of all the shelving units in his department.

After the two days the shop was shut, this fish was decomposing heavily and therefore stunk of shit.

The fresh food dept stunk of rotting fish for WEEKS and the manager dude got heavily bollocked.

RESULT.

yeah, the same mate who had the shit escort wrote it off and bought a mark 1 polo saloon, you could do the same to it.

We did the same as you on several occasions, and one time we turned it by 90 degrees so that it was sticking out perpendicularly to the road and he got given a £60 ticket

yeah he is indeed drink early in the morning top guy! shame on snack!

picked up one of my teachers mini, turned it sideways on in a tight parking space so that he couldnt get it out, rammed a baked potato up the exhaust for added effect. stood back and watched as he pondered his 'unmovable car' issue, went n got sum other teachers to help him pick it up and turn it back the right way, then watched him drive away, his car make the loudest 'whirr / scream' noise ever, an almighty bang, and out of his exhaust potato goes through school hall window like a fuckin rocket.

pretty harsh, but at the time it was oh so good.