What's the most physical pain you've been in?

I haven't really injured myself that bad, probably snapping my banjo.

Ouch.. never done that.. nor do I intend or look foreward to doing so..

if it didn't happen when you were younger it aint gonna happen, it happens cause your foreskin is a little small for your bellend, so it needs to give a little.

Needless to say it was pretty embarasing when it happened, kinda ruined the moment good job we were in love otherwise she may have bin me there and then.

done that twice like... 3 years apart. not that painful.. just nearly passed out seeing all that fecking blood!!!!:strop: :wtf: :sick:

It nacked me, I was proper going for it then ouch, fucking blood everywhere.

was well pissed both times... was just with really rough birds... propper jammin ya 4skin back as far as poss.... owwwwwwwaaaahhhh!!!! still done the deed though.... yes rank i know but very...

Try getting the lass a bit wetter eh Alex

gettin my face smashed off the floor and being dragged across gravel while there was pressure on the bk of my head by the kid who done it.

my eye closed up, my face was totally cut and grazed all over.
i had a massive lump on the side of my head and my eye was totally bloodshot when i cud open it again.

when i clattered off the floor the pain didnt take effect straight away cause i got knocked out.

was in agony for weeks, im totally lucky that i havent got scars now from when it happened.

thats sounds pretty harsh that, what did you do? or was it one of these total cocks that did it for no reason.

nah was a fight at school, i was figting some kid at dinner time and one of his mates jumped me from behind. pulled me off him smashed my face off the floor and dragged my face across the gravel. got up after that and got hold of him and give him a right good hiding like. still im totally lucky that it didnt scar. my whole face was like one big graze

:tut: shouldn't have been fighting then should we purvy

i didnt start it, believe it or not. was just stickin up for myself.
mother used to tell me if someone hits u hit them bk twice as hard. so thats what i did

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Ive been hit by a two cars and have recieved a six inch scar on my forehead but the worst pain ive ever had is when I put a cotton bud in my ear and then knocked my hand and bashed it into my ear drum by accident

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Respect!

Most pain ive been in, is probs when i dislocated my Knee in a session of PE in year 10, i literally screamed like a girl and had to be carried off!

being laid up in hospital with meningitis,and being told that i was a 50/50 chance of surviving,the lumbar puncture was agony,twelve months earlier i was in a bomb in rues airport.

It have to be either shattering my big toe when dropping a massive iron bar onto it when opening the store up, or taring all ligaments in my ankle when playing football, felt like i'd broke sumthin, the pain was worse than actually shattering my toe.

i got cisse'd when i was a youngen. the pain was immense. snapped my fib and tib on my right leg twice and shattered my ankle all in one go. i was 10 and the lad who done it was wearing size 10 footy boots.

2 footed by a 16 yr old

He probably knew how much of a twat you would turn out to be :laugh:

true. he was trying to do the world a favour. he should have tried harder, cos im still a twat... muwahaha