whats on your desk right now...

PC
Phone
Stationary
Piles and piles of work in various trays
Some red labels
Snack Stop Pasta (half-eaten)
Packet of Monster Munch
My glasses
My arms
My assistant

Nokia 7210 phone
Notepad
Pen
Record bag
Headset
Telephone

Nowt interesting really

2 folders, a 'guiness world records' book, an empty diet coke with lemon bottle, stacks of cds,a half empty pouch of cheapo rollin tobacco, two of my chains, some change, a sony ericsson t610 mobile phone, a vicks inhaler, lots of camera batteries, a box of matches from apartment, a hole punch, a tub of 'anti-static screen wipes' my watch, a box of sudafed severe cold tablets... my headphones... a tub of sudocrem... a tub of dax... a box with an ink cartridge in it... floppy discs (too many), a pair of scissors, tape measure, 7 american dollars, tube of red uv hair paint...

im gonna stop now. ive got fuckin loads on my desk

A calculator
Botle of flav water
pen
Loads of paper
Samsung v700 phone
argos cat
pay slip

mess everywhere