What's brown and sticky?

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  1. Glitter Angel

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    dyslexic bloke went to a togar party....dressed as a goat!
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    Thats better. Good one.
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    Whats blue and fukks grannies?


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    Me and my lucky blue overcoat :up:
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    Re: What's brown and sticky?

    thats the worst fuckin joke ive ever heard in my life!
    and hows it ur new fave joke?
    its been around for ages.
    women eh?:rolleyes:
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    what do u call a bloke with a spade in his head?

    ......doug

    total shit but its better than smacks!:p :lol:
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    How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two... one to hold the bulb in place, the other to drink until the room starts spinning :up:
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    quality that like mate!;)
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    Two parrots standing on a perch, one turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish... ?"


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    What did u call Paul Ince when he had a bandage on his head


    A Pint of Guiness:p
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    How do u make a swiss roll

    Kick him down the hill:p
  13. Smog

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    Paula's favourite joke....

    Whats pink and fluffy?

    - Pink fluff!

    Whats blue and fluffy?

    - Pink fluff holding its breath!

    What have I let myself in for! :p :D
  14. ManofScience

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    [band wagon]

    are u racist?

    [/bandwagon]
  15. Smog

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    :lol: :lol:

    Ban the bigot! :wink:
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  17. ManofScience

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    it all adds to his list of crimes....

    Darude's Crime List
    1) Zany Specs
    2) 'Dimension of trance' thing
    3) The whole sub-zero thing
    4) having never been to promise
    5) nazi
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    With nazi at the bottom of the pile ;)


    Is your sig off that old yellow pages advert? If it is > > > :up: :D
  19. ManofScience

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    we're collecting them as we go.....

    and yeah, it is! :D
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    Two old men sat on a porch. One says "its cold out." The second one replies, "well put it away then!"

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