What is it about Newcastle that turns ppl into yobs?

Don't mind shoppin in Newcastle coz there's always loads of freaks to mock and make the time a bit more interesting! Strange, you would have thought the Metro (being in Gateshead) wud have the most oddballs!

Well, have pity on my soul - i fukkin work there :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ive been told after work i always look forlorn, dejected and drained... my soul will be all but fukkin gone by now :evil:

Aaahh
You will have to steal ur soul back, or bid for one over the internet

Yea - they say u can buy anythin on the net....

haha
we somtimes end up in FM's on a saturday after night out, its funny as fuck sitting getting pissed and laughing at the strange & dodgy people who hang around the monument on a sat afternoon

believe me there are some wierd people about

Hope you've never laughed at me! Best place to sit is in Eldon Square, once seen an old woman drop a sack of potatoes, and five lads kick them all over Eldon square, couldn't help for laughin me tits off!

Simple solution to this is to not do any xmas shopping at all, thats my plan anyways

u can see Sunderland from Gateshead?!?!?!

At least when were involved in Assaults we do it off the park.. *AHEM* ALAN SHEARER!*

you bitch thats harsh as fuck!!!! i bet you wear Helly Hanson

I'm still waiting for my Russian bride tho.........

there are 4 blokes who come in my local.. they all have thai mail order brides!

Nowt wrang with Gateshead sonna!

Don;t be takin the piss outta Celtic either, I pride myself upon being possibly the only Protestant Celtic fan on Earth!

Brown Ale!!!:spangled:

Haha, now there's a proper drink!

Thienian twat

Like you wouldn't have laughed, and my jackets not helly hanson, its Berghaus!

(thats a joke, my dad wears it now!)

It's "Fenian". Originally an Irish term, a derogatory word for a Catholic
I, however, as I stated, am Protestant, so

HHmmmm, sorry but Gazza was hardly someone that Geordies could be proud of.

Alcoholic, wife beater.

world class footballer... And I was so proud of him wearing those hilarious fake tits after coming back from Euro '96

Until his talent ran out, then we let Celtic have him. Alcoholic wife-beating footballers seem to like Scotland!

I'M FUCKING JOKING! I LOVE SCOTLAND!

I saw a documentary on him where they were talking about him symbolically playing the pipes (not bagpipes) after he scored a goal, and the Celtic lot went fucking NUTS! Gazza said he had no idea what it meant, but still did it again a few weeks later!

Not sure what the significance of that was, can ya explain?