What do u H8?

if i was gonna pay that much to have 'em enlarged i'd at least make sure that they stuck out the front rather than the side!!!!

Indeed

mariah is ok... but i dont think she's that good looking tbh.

and she's meant to be a right bitch, and she cant sing... what the hell, add her to my dislikes list. :evil:

:groovy:

lmfao. miao-ow! true tho, and I still detest her, but quite like looking at her tits

me meeting Mariah...

Mariah: Hello Ade
Me: [looking down] Hello, what are you two called?
Mariah: You're talking to my tits!
Me: I know, they're the ones with talent bitch, not you.
Now shut the fuck up you're distracting me...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Tractors and Carravans on country lanes @ rushhour.


What a bunch of bastards:evil: :evil:

i'd rather have my rather small tits than pay a fucking fortune to have shit big 'uns!!!

anyway any more than amouthful is a waste!!!

also those on any busy dual carraige way or motor way during rush hour!!!

i was just thinking, what practical uses does mariah carey really have?

not a lot comes to mind.

*pah* execute her, n donate her tits to medical research or sumthin, so they can perfect the art of forward pointing breasts

:groovy:

She is a role model 4 how 2 be a perfect woman!!!

i'd have em as long as they were attached to the front of me!!!

well, not for me... i wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting, but she doesnt impress me that much.

ok then, deal - we'll top her, cut her tits off, and put em on you, but we'll make sure we put them on you the right way

*everyones happy*

:groovy:

People who dont like Capris and Ladas :evil:

Mariah is now signed to Def Jam! home to Jay Z , LL cool J, Ja Rule!!!

Heavyyyyyyyyyyyy booo

fankoooooooooooooooooooo m'sir!!!

eurgh he is the most smarmiest horrid individual eva!!
oh dear my friend we seem to hav cotrasting opinions when it comes to certain aspects of musics dont we hehe!! xxx

he's a tosser

Hard House (nuff said)
Chris Moyles (please just fukk off and die)
Crap drivers (how do some people pass their tests?)
Women with Manc accents (eg Sara Cox, attractive . . . then opens her mouth)
Peadophiles (sick cunts)
Skanky litte charvs (learn to speak, and no im not looking at your bird, she is ugly)
Doing Xmas shopping (arrgghhhhh wont all these people just disappear?)
Brussel Sprouts (surely were not actually meant to eat them?)
Pint of Carling from Reds Bar (i challenge anyone to find a drink that closer resembles piss)
The Counting Crows (sorry Ruth)
Cold weather (hate from about September to May in this country)
Nice girlies who are attracted to charvas (why????)
Firemen (do some work like everyone else)


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: <<<<<<<< To all of the above.