Im going to say 2-1 Newcastle And for my daft bet of the weekend, Shola first goal Heading into town for it, Sam Jacks is opening at 11am with £2 pints all day - gonna be a messy one !!
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin Gannin to st james park, With boycoutt flags and banners, The fans are shite, their not too bright The lasses have ugly faces, We seen you all on sky sports news, The crowd outside St James ... The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed, They want a resignation, The shares have fell, they cannot spell, The Championship their destination, And down the road, Quinn and Keane are planning a celebration, Beating the magpie scum and Newcastle's relegation ... Wor me lads, all the toons a gannin Gannin back to St James Park, To see the public hanging Ashley and Wise, strung up by the balls With a pair of Keegans laces Oh what a beautuful thing to see Their smiles wiped off their faces
Dwight Yorke, whoever he may be, Jordans a slut and his kid can't see, he's small and fat, and carries HIV, And we are the famous Toon army! Roy Keane, Whoever he may be, you w*nk dogs in your own country, but it could be worse and you could be a smog, wanking your kid instead of your dog.
The thing that pisses me off the most is the fact that if Sunderland do win on Saturday, then it will be talked about for years by their fans, the 'Toon Crisis' headlines will resurface in the papers, and everyone across the nation will talk about it because they've always expected Newcastle to win the derby matches. If Newcastle win on the other hand, it will be talked about for a week or so by the fans, we'll have a 'Toon Scrape To Victory' headline and nobody else around the country will give a shit. Form counts for nowt in matches like these. They're always scrappy games, but I'd rather see Sunderland turn up than watch them play as shit as they were against us last year at St. James. I rekon it's got draw written all over it...
2-1 in the rain blah blah..... Shearer left out..... Big Dunc left out.... Guillt resigns Still hear about it now! I'll give them there due - they are a much better side on & off the pitch - even since those days when the monkey got them top of the table finishes
Okay fuckwits it is on......everything is in Sunderland's favor...so if we can remain unbeaten that will be a moral victory for us. Expect trouble in NE1 as the mongs will be on the piss from about 10am & wont be going home until they get the knockback from every bar & club.
Leaving to go on the drink in about an hour Hearts prediction - 2 - 0 Sunderland Heads prediction - score draw. Fucking ha'way the lads
aaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh i am nervous as fuck, it could literally go either way today proper piss your knickers teritory