Uni Essentials

First year is great, think i went through a 24 pack of jonnys in the first 2 weeks

you stud muffin

how many of those were "posh wanks"

none, although if it was you im sure all of them would have been....

nah i dont bother doing that like. i just wipe me cock on the curtains

@ moi she told me she wasnt a horny little dirtbag! oh the lies!

which uni you going to??If its newcastle come and visit me in my office, I get the joy of handing out free condoms to all the little rampant scallywags tottering round uni.

You just need whatever you have in your room at home, i have loads of stuff as I saw it as moving out. I lived in seelf catered accommodation too so needed plates etc. You'll love it. Uni has been the best time of my life. Met so many great people.

Mug
Small saucepan
Cutlery and crockery for one

As for other kitchen stuff, that depends if you are going into halls or not.

Bedding (some halls provide them, but they're usually manky)
Iron

what about sterilisation?

Loans are fucking pitiful this year anyway, so much so that you're left with around £600 a year once you've paid for a half decent student house.

Take a laptop.

Loans were class back in the day

in my house it was standard behaviour to wax the loan like you had the earning capacity of a premiership footballer in the first few weeks. one of my mates was so skint by xmas we paid him 50p each time he licked the rim of the toilet bowl.

You evil bastards

take as liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle as you possibly can. Once you get there you dont use half the stuff you took