Times youve been Dim/stupid...

My mate also thought that all planes refueled in the sky in petrol stations and that air traffic control was like a floating office and that told the planes which direction to go so they didnt bump into each other (sort of right, but not quite)

same friend thought she was funny going through passport control holding her passport ready for them to check it, she got to the desk and said to the bloke "I'm with the YMCA" she couldn't understand why we were all pissing ourselves laughing, even the spanish bloke had a chuckle.

Rachel said a dumb one before.

We were at york cathedral and there was a display in the cellar which showed you the different levels of the ground where sediment had laid down over the years making it higher. She said, "if the ground gets more soil on it over the years then how come the earth doesnt get too heavy":spangled:

A lad at school thought everything in the olden days was black and white.

jubby

Remember when we were in P.E and we seen he had shaved his legs? We were proper ripping him and his excuse was "I was having a shave and i dropped the razor and it fell down my leg and took a massive strip of hair off, so I had to shave it all off or it would of looked stupid"

haha aye, lying fucker

everything eyrezy said was deserving to be written here.

I remember saying that to my ma when i shaved a line in my eyebrow hahaha.. fuck knows why im confessing to this

It's Hague mate!

no deal

Country name: conventional long form: Kingdom of the Netherlands

conventional short form: Netherlands

local long form: Koninkrijk der Nederlanden

local short form: Nederland

Government type: constitutional monarchy

Capital: Amsterdam

Government Central : The Hague

Aww, i teach Year 6 and the kids in my class do that all the time!!!

just been to the pub on me dinner break with me mates and were on the quiz machine. the question was what was noahs (bible noah) wifes name, she jumped straight in and pressed joan of arc

Joan of arc.. classic

my lass thought it was called MOZARELLA firefox

haha that got a laugh out loud from me like.

A mate and his bird went to see The Matrix at the cinema

as they were walking out she said

"I dont understand why most of the characters had weird names like Morpheus and Trinity but the main character was called Neil"

fucking belter !