This fucking cunt-ry

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  1. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    really? fucking hell.

    i'm just waiting to be cleared this year from my operation last year - then i'm on my way to run about the desert as well.
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    Aye mate, always been interested in the Army & now theres no better time, with my grades & results from the BARB Test I can go into over 80 different positions/trades (incl. Biomedical Scientist :lol:) depending on what trade I take I'll hopefully be starting in either June or Nov as either a Heating & Plumbing Engineer or a Pioneer in The Royal Engineers. Will sort is right out, financially, physically & mentally, I hope :lol:
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    the royal engineers are a bunch of hard cunts like, that will sort you right out :lol:
  4. Carson

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    im looking forward to the fucker, just want it to start in Nov so I can have one last summer session before the next few years of carnage
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    It's crap the number of people who are being made redundant lately. I'm considering myself very lucky, as in the area I work (conveyancing) loads of people are getting laid off, but as I do repossession sales rather than private client work, we're busier than ever.

    Good luck to all with finding something else.
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    phwoar, that's you all over, matey
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    marty i think thats just because hippy's are a 'fuck the system' kind of people anyway that havnt noticed the job loss due to them never having one
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    :lol: i thought i was in the correct place for them :p
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    que? :confused:
  10. Earl Grey

    Earl Grey time for tea

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    jimi and carson , u must be mad joining the forces , i couldnt be arsed to do it again . but good luck , il take extra drugs to make up for your losses while away
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    Earl Grey time for tea

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    hugging trees , if you dont like it , fuck off , i
    that is correct as im in that catigory lol
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    he will be cannon fodder for where i shall be a valued member of the team

    check out my job title

    WARFARE SPECIALIST TACTICAL (SUBMARINER)

    got a 4 day course as a taster type thing in scotland at the end of the month and at the min im just waiting on me date to go as ive passed all the tests and that
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    DN HY 142 bmp

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    :up: nice one mate, hope all goes well for you - gutted your becoming a soldier i will have to have the upmost respct for you now :wink: :p
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    ill be a submariner, u can have same sorta respect for me as you have for the likes of the S.A.S or S.B.S
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    DN HY 142 bmp

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    so basically the level under jason bourne, nice :love:
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    yeah, heres somes pics of me and carson in our future uniforms

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  18. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    Sorry to hear about peeps losing their jobs, I think i'm pretty safe (for now) but theyre getting rid of the temps for the pettiest little things. I work for the driving standards agency and it predicted there'll be 200,000 less car tests booked this year, Demand for LGV has dropped loads and the bike tests seem to be up a little, cheaper to run i suppose.

    Me ma works for Job Centre plus and theyre cryin out for admin staff as they cant cope with all the claims.
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    your mams in basicly a very safe job which is quality but with places wanting jobs now they can afford to be VERY picky and find the perfect candidate, so any1 with a blemished record is fucked
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    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    not forgetting the shit wages their dishing out coz they no people will take them!

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