The women of the board..

LMAO.. textbook!

God theres so much stuff I can do now..

Wallyjumbat..your truely one smooth motherfucker!

Taking it all on board.. might do a bit of everything

Cheers guys

chill winston

I'm presuming that your posts are just sarcasm.

Otherwise we may have a problem.

PISTOLS AT DAWN

Some of the ideas u posted are awesome.. looks like I have some planning to do..

I feel really rotten leaving her but she told me to go.. plus she probably won't be to good at vocal communication..
Its not often I do this sorta stuff.. I'm normally constantly by her side..
Hence why I am asking for help.

Engagement is out of the question though.. I'm simply not ready for that yet..

I like the idea of some special jewlery or an ornament being brought back too..

The scrapbook idea is pretty good too.. Might start planning that out 2night!

Thanks again guys (& girls)

Who's Dawn?

no, you telling me you actually put up with your girlfriend demanding presents from you?

that is unbelievable, if anyone had the nerve to demand a present from me i would tell them where the fuck to get off.

why aren't there more men around like you???

Alex man you dick!

His girlfriend is having an important operation and his going away dates clash with it, so he wants to buy her a nice present to attempt to make up for lost time....

So you come in here calling her a cheeky bitch!

You are absolutely THREADBARE on consideration for other peoples feelings.

There are plenty ! my problem is im always a pushover with women and hence ive been out with some bullying iron throwing women.

Blokes look for nice girls just like women look for nice guys ... and anyone who pretends thats not the case doesnt have any idea about love , life or themselves !

And just to be clear..

Now that we have a clear understanding of the term used.. where did you get demand from?

My lass has requested a present.. I have accepted to buy her one.. I could of been a twat and said no.

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on this occasion and put this down to misinterpretation of what I posted.

However.. I don't take people ripping the piss outta my lass very kindly.. so I would advise against it in future. You can rip it outta me all you want as I can take it on the chin.
However take it outta my lass and my nice guy attitude goes outta the window.

I don't want that to seem like a threat.. its just a bit of advice.. u seem like a decent enough guy I just think that this sort of opinion should be thought and not posted in future.

However if my lass HAD demanded a present then I woulda been slightly mystified by the demand but probably still would buy something for her.. you need to learn this for future.
It pays off to be nice in these situations.

Mate im fairly certain alexis was trying to wind you up . He cant possibly be as much of a mong unti as he pretends to be on the board its obviously just his alter ego coming out or maybe he really is a double hard sexist peon he would like you to think he is .... I doubt it i think hes just a lonley little boy whose mumsy doesnt cuddle him enough you should give hima hug and feel pity on this poor creature !

looks like alex's job here is done.

refer to this picture

aka. fuck off

But why post something so harsh if your only looking for a bite?

Is that not a little petty and immature?

Louis Vuitton bag from Milan! She's couldn't expect much more than that! Your going to Milan on a lads holiday? For how long? I didn't like Mialn tbh