The whinge thread

fucking hell jess, how long u been waitin to get that 1 out?

How longs this fooking coonting day going on for . Im tired im hungry and when i finnish work io have to trapse round asda to get some food ........ Wednesday Sucks big cheesy cock !... roll on thursday !

Do these exist??

:spangled:

Yes there generally called mannequins and you can find them in any retail store ...


No man with his genitalia intact can posibly have a low sex drive ........ maybe we have stumbled upon a crazed nimpho who cant be satisfied by any bloke ????? or maybe she went out with a poof !

Yes they do :cry2:

I've just never heard of a bloike with a low sex drive..
You normally hear men complaining about women.. not the other way round.

:S

Where the fuck did you pluck them from?

Every bloke I know would jump out their seat at the chance of sex..

I think you might be looking in the wrong places..

Trust me to find them

Any bloke that can hol.d out for longer than three days without sexual activity should be a munk ......... Perhaps he was obssesed with palmela handerson or had a mental problem or something ?

I take it the relationship didnt last long !

I wouldnt have exactly called it a relationship Maybe they were just trying to tell me I was shit

I don't think its possible for a lass to be shit..
A bloke yes.. cos he can be too short or not last long..
A lass no cos there are advantages to every situation..

LMFAO!!!

ok, so what about a girl that just lays there like a piece of wood?

It would be a bit freaky but I wouldn't describe her as shit..

i would

Ok then.

yep

aye

At you two getting bitchy!

A girl who just lay there would be aaaawful Chandler and you know it If a male just lay there I would just get up and walk out

thank you! glad someone agrees