The strangest things randoms have said to you whilst clubbing.

bigdaves tongue is permenantly fixed in some poor sods image.

Christ!

Gota say I'd have gone fuckin off it if it was me!

He was well freaked out, more freaked than angry.

b4 the refurb i was sitting in the always room when some bloke came over to me asked me of my legs were real & when i said yes started to stroke them & then asked if he cud (dues to rules this has to b edited out!!!) ***** sum **** off my thy!!!!

i bit bums & lick faces if that counts!!!

daniel always seems to likc peoples ears when cameras are around, im sure doggie does too.

ive got loads of pictures of daniel licking some poor blighters lug!

i have a few with me licking the faces of those i'm having my pic taken with!!!

first time i came 2 promise, was at the bar, and sum 1 tapped is on the shoulder, turned round and they sed

" are u jezzabell"

"yes..... :spangled: "

" can i hug u please"

"erm ok :spangled: :spangled: "

still 2 this day hav nee idea who it was like!?!

Can't remember cos i'm genrally Fooked

sumone called me drmick all night once ......:spangled:

I've lost count of how many people think I am Kerry. It seems to be slowing down a bit these days though.

When Kerry played the first GK at the Telewest, at least five people told me how good my set was! I gave up trying to explain after the first couple and just ended up saying thank you.

even though im sure there'll be millions of fings weird that randoms hav said to me i cant seem to think of any examples....???!! but in terms of weird randoms has anyone seen that boy who dances at the front at the left hand side that does this weird thing with his arm and pretends to be an elephant...??!! this is a regular ocurence and have seen this on numerous friday nites...??!! who r u elephant boy do u use the board....??!! does anyone know this elephant boy....??! if u do why does he pretend to be an elephant....??!! it intreiges me it reeli does!! answers on a poscard!! xxx

Aaahh dear i think this cud be a friend of mine...not only does he do 'the elephant' he also does the 'lunge', the 'grenade' and the 'pat the head dance'- which consisits of patting the head for about half an hour with 'the elephant' dance in between...and he swears that he doesn't take drugs...

If its who i'm thinking of he doesn't use the board..but will probably be there 2nite...

"Roll up, roll up...come and see the dancing elephant man."

Just look for his trunk...

rachel this has to be one of the best posts you've ever done, even tho they are all class, this is pure brilliance!!!

hehehehe!! yup all this sounds very familiar hehe!! xxxx

hehehe!! why thank u kerry!! u've cheered me up a bit actually cos im feelin a bit sad even though i should be soooo happy n excited about 2nite, cos i've just lost ma keys n hav got the worst headache eva but im sure i'll manage to liven up a bit before 2nite!! ur still goin arent ya hun...??!! aaww u'll hav to bring ur video camera out again n get sum footage of jules!! xxxx

rach - go see what i just wrote in the dancing girl thread

have dun hunny n av just replied!! xxx