The injury thread

not the best of luck regarding your eyes, your lucky you can see

snapped my banjo, hurt like hell

I nearly cut off my arm with a chainsaw does that count?

I forgot about that!

Walked into a ticket machine? How dont you see one of those? Im laughing thinking about it! You's were liek are you alright I was like..."What? Yeaaah Im fine!" I was clearly concussed or something

You walked into the corner of the ticket machine aswell!

Crushed my toes when i was 4
Fell 50ft while i was rock climbing and dislocated my back in 7 places
got a chair thown in my eye
knife through my hand
fell during a water fight and split my chin open
run over by a bus and broke my arm
run over by a car and lost part of my ear
crashed my motorbike and broke my wrist
crashed my motorbike and dislocated my shoulder
crashed my motorbike and broke my ankle
kicked a metal tool box and sliced my foot open
got a chunk of bone missing out my shin from falling over

Thats the major ones had loads more

lucky to be here

Oh yeah forgot to mention one of the times i got run over i died.

Heart stopped for 42 seconds.

Didn't see a white light or anythng was well dissapointed

did any one watch 99 most bizzare self inflicted injurys last nigh

one guy got his eye caught on a hook nailed to a door WTF

and a guy shot himself twice to see if it hurt more the second time som strange peep's knockin around

Just another day in your world eh

i broke my leg in 4 places when i was two, i have also chopped the tops of two fingers and had them stiched back on. the latest one was i was in my mates car which went into a tree at about 70mph

p.s i still went to promise the day of the car accident

hardcore

I forgot all about when i chopped the end of my finger off. Was only the top 5/6 mm like and its grew back ok.

Fucking knacks though don't it?

I remember the photos

totally mate! i was only 7 or summit when i done it like but i can remember everything. its weird

i remember that - black eyes an 'all!

hardcore phil, hard..............core

ARD........KORE

-Fell down 2 steps and broke my toe and two bones in my foot
-When I was about 5/6 was playing catchy kisses and tripped over a step and split the side of my mouth open... still played it after that
- Went down a bank on roller blades (silly me) and skidded down on my knees... got 2 big scars on both knees
- Played hockey in school and got hit across the shin with a hockey stick :evil: big dint.
- My niece slammed the back door in my house... but it my wrist was in between the door and broke a bone.

God... this could go on forever