The Hogg has landed!

Hello Hogg! Hope ur well and Happy New Year!

hello you fat person you? nice to meet you and i'm sure you are not as fat as everyone says you are. remember beauty is on the inside not the outside

He's not fat. He's lush!!

No Amy, he's talking about Hogg, not me

Actually I think I might've met Hogg, and I can't remember him being 'big boned'. Well, not as much as Kez anyway

alrite shorty, good to have you aboard

Joe, are you feeling alright?? I do believe you've just been nice!

over the festive season I'm an angel

well hurry up and get back to heaton! We have bills to pay.

oh and hello hogg. welcome to this horrible place. they wont let you leave ya know.

bastards!!!

Re: The Hogg has landed!

how i never realised that u were gonna b on here!!!

bugger

**runs, hides**

actually...now theres not just me to hijack amy's pc!!!

leave the lad alone how ya big bully!!!

there's nowt the matter with footy!!!

nowt the matter with porn either!!! - i wanna watch sum just 4 the crack & cos i fink it's funny!!!

we all watch it for the crack

hahaha not that sort of crack jeff!!!

i don't really wanna see the crack u wanna c just wanna watch it cos i ain't b4!!!

well youve never licked it before either, would you consider that?

let me think on that....erm...................

NO!!!

PORN IS GOOD - such humour, such quality music, such erm, nakedness

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there is this 1 that sounds funny as fuck but i can't remember what it's called but anyways this wifey comes home & her hubby acuses her of being a slag - this goes on 4 a bit but then he demands a blow job but can't bare to look at her face so he's standing at the top of the stairs with his dick between his legs getting her to crawl up the stairs but then he's like down bitch & this goes on 4 a bit b4 he allows her to suck his cock!!!



sounds like classy viewing to me!!!

i got such a grafic description off the lad who i was advised by to watch this but then i can't remember the name!!!

See, where else would you get such great storylines as that? nowhere! (probably a good thing really)

i just remember watchin one where it had a cheesy porno version of the star wars music in the background, in time to the on screen action... 'durr nurrrrr nur nur nur na na, nur nur nur na na, na na na naaaaaaaaa *boom boom boom boom*'

True brilliance

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that sounds amazing!!!!!!!! i wish i cud c that!!!

and i remember one, i think its was something like james blond, 008



he was this big black guy with blonde hair in a tux who had to diffuse a nuclear bomb, which was erm, in someones arse with his cock, now thats good TV

I dont think ive ever laughed as much as i did at that film...

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