The Crazy Jimi story

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  1. French William

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    Bless.
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    im more intrigued by someone with no legs at all

    imagine the positions you could do :eek:
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    ha ha, i was only joking pet :D
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    i feel your pain mate :lol:
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    Would be harder work though if they couldn't put legs round you?
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    If you shag someone with no arms and no legs it would just be like having a big cumbersome wank :lol:
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    i wanna know how REALLY REALLY REALLU REALLY fat people hav sex!


    I DONT WANNA SHAG ONE! just wanna know how
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    :lol: :lol:

    a handsfree wank no less

    if they are rough, just use your free hands to flick through a porn mag
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    bet it was all over the place
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    :lol: aye, i saw this one where she had her full hand up this wifes bacon snager, proper sick hew, fistin her to death :cry:
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    The thought of fat people having sex makes me want to throw up.
  12. Guest

    done a few, funny for shits and giggles. get some funny stories to tell
  13. Guest

    horrible shallow girl, wait till your old and fat, i am going to laugh at you
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    lol
  15. Jess C

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    EVERYBODY WEVE GOT OURSELVES A PORKER ON THE MESSAGE BOARD!

    Was wondering why we had never seen any pics of you. Fat fuck.
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    if you call 6ft 3" and 12 stone (with a six pack) fat then you should have whent to specsavers you shallow little bitch
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    Yes I am shallow and yes i am a bitch. Do you have a problem with that :)?

    And what u say about the 6pack...yeah Im sure :rolleyes:
  19. Guest

    :lol: ive had a "midnight snacker" (you may think wtf but getting up 4 times for food is bad in my books)
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