The boat

i might use it to head butt you

Now you've just insulted yourself there.

I was going to highlight your stupidity by pointing out the fact that if you'd hit him with your knob, it wouldn't be a head-butt.

Then I figured that you've just insinuated that you're a dickhead...

Sorry Alex, Im not laughing at you, but that was so funny

Proper owned

and what is the head of the penis then, do you not have one of those.

are you bellendless?

I much prefer watching other people argue and name call

Don't try and dig yourself out of it because you've been owned.

Just accept it and move on.

you have no bellend how did you lose it did it come off in a wanking accident or is it a birth defect like your face?

:doh:

Just quit while you're behind, biglad.

the only time i'd be behind you is with a baseball bat ready to strike

Or with your nob-cosh in hand, ready to 'head butt' him?

i might get a little hat and scarf for my knob and people can do spot the difference.

you're laughing at your own stupidity here.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you lack the ability to realise when you look like a complete tit?

oh the irony.

Mine's an entirely different situation though, I'm doing on purpose...

its like when i failed my first 2 driving tests on purpose