Even then it's not gonna be any good unless you can come down tonight - I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. I might be able to drop it off/meet you somewhere on the morning.
You're right - Operation Gordon is just the freebie platform game. It's not bad (it's extremely funny in parts) but thats about it. As for controllers - you could probably use one of those Zboard or whatever they are (with the changeable keyblocks on them) but thats about as far to an alternative as you'll get. A nice comfortable keyboard, and a decent optical mouse should do the trick.