sumthing for the boys.. and girls (if there into it)

I would if she farted twice tho!

Christina used to be really really pretty, naturally, not really glamourous at all. Now she jus a slut.

yeah...she was naturally beautiful.

fake is good

Mariah Carey went all supermodel and had a fit cos Sharon Osbourne revealed the 'secret' of her fake tits ( . )( . )

Sharon Osborne is like a pig with lips...

Horrible fat bastard she is - nee right to call anyone her !

You dumb bastard. just about every fucking picture i a lads mag of some fit bird is!! Its just what they do.

i know jeff. i am doin graphic design

i was just pointing it out

ffs we have these kind of threads at least once a week!!

should this not be in the humor forum???

and for the reccord................







.........id do her

*gets coat*

soz

you should be in the humour forum

well why dont we have a 'fit birds forum'


and if she agrees to this so called 'doing' of u... can we watch/video it?

and you should be in the cunts forum, but we havnt got one yet, so when we get one, ure going straight to it mister!!

thats just plain nasty. i said it cos i think youre funny.

awwww, and i said it coz i think ure a cunt, but hunny u know i wuv you, ure my ickul cunt, the best kinda cunt there is

so in other words am well fucked? :spangled:

jeff my sides are splitting sweetie

Is that a compliment to Daniel?

(Apologies, just couldn't resist that one!)

jeff u often make me laugh but its taken me 20 mins just to compose myself to be able to write this!!!!

no martin YOU cannot!

ah shaddup. *slap*