Steve Lawler plans to step aside for new DJs

selling oxo cubes to ber boys....classic

I quite like the lookie lookie men there. They put up with loads of shit to make a bit of money. They have morals too, they never seem to offer women and kids and I've seen them stick up for people who get caught up in bad situations

I have seen the same lad 3 years in a row, recognised me also he's called Boris...he's sound as a £. Got to know him becos my m8 was gonna lamp him for trying to bump him for a few quid. He sorted us out, I used to send beer boys his way if they asked me to sort them out. He gave my x g/f a watch as a pressie when we were leaving needless to say it didn't work

Their watches aren't renowned for their reliability!
Seen them try and sell a horse lighter that neighed when it lit - absolute tack!

Most of them are sound and have canny batner when your wrecked

One said he was gonna stab purvy tho cos he wudant buy any sunglasses

The looky looky women are worse. They try and tie pubes round your finger then charge you a fiver - not really a good deal!

I just cross the road and make them chase me

Aye know who you are on about. They tried to grab us when we were running for the disco bus for cream

Keep ya eyes peeled for what could be a very interesting Lawler feature for the North East Gig Guide.