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  1. eyeball

    eyeball Registered User

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    You will have to give me a few pointers.

    It gets boring when they don't put up a fight- the phrase 'taking candy from a baby' couldn't be more apt.
    eyeball, Nov 9, 2006
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  2. Rossy

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    As it happens I'm starting that new conservatory on tuesday if you'd like to come round at about 2 AM in the morning to help me dig the foundations?

    Perhaps you'd also like to stop round at about 3 PM on the monday and bring that santa costume you were telling me about?
    Rossy, Nov 9, 2006
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  3. eyeball

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    Good idea- I'd be only too happy to help.

    Actually, that 'hole' might come in handy- I seem to have inadvertently built up something of a stockpile.

    And I will dig the santa costume out- I believe it is your turn this week?
    eyeball, Nov 9, 2006
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  4. Basic Instinct

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    Can you imagine the sheer joy of discovering that somebody had buried a bunch or child rape victims underneath their brand new conservatory. :eek: It would be the happiest day.
    Basic Instinct, Nov 9, 2006
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  5. eyeball

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    It would be better than finding oil.
    eyeball, Nov 9, 2006
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  6. Basic Instinct

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    Yeah i see what you mean, it would be really frustrating if you were digging for dead children and ended up getting covered in oil.
    Basic Instinct, Nov 9, 2006
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  7. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    sick bastards.
    M.C.E, Nov 9, 2006
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  8. eyeball

    eyeball Registered User

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    But if you found both, think of the sexual and financial gain :eek:
    eyeball, Nov 9, 2006
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  9. Basic Instinct

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    Never thought of selling dead kids before, but yeah id imagine there is quite the market for it. As for having sex with oil...
    Basic Instinct, Nov 9, 2006
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  10. eyeball

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    eyeball, Nov 9, 2006
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  11. dallas

    dallas stick it fuckin RIGHT OUT

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    if youre looking for something to get back at your neighbours that they cant really find out if it was you or not, try this prank i did on a wanker i used to hate from back in my school days....

    wait till night time until no one is about then find some fresh dog shit (you can use your own if you really want) and use either a really thick plastic bag or some rubber gloves to lift it up. then youve gotta go to their car and smear as much as possible under the car door handles without it being easily spotted.
    then all youve gotta do is watch and wait till you know they'll next be going to their car and be ready to laugh your tits off when you see them get shit all over their hands.:D :evil: :lol:

    i still laugh at the thought of that cunt trying to wash the dogshit out of his fingernails!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    dallas, Nov 9, 2006
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  12. Mad4it

    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    To bend pipes? or to sell to someone who does?
    Mad4it, Nov 9, 2006
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  13. Nass

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    ^^

    sherlock's got a point here
    Nass, Nov 9, 2006
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  14. RAVERBABY1980

    RAVERBABY1980 hardcore to the bone

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    Re: so angry!


    invite my paul around for a drink with few of his mates 2-3 and give them £30 worth of drink,they will be noisey (on purpose) and when they come round to complain paul will invite them inside for a "cheeky drink" from that moment on the scene will be like something from "hostel"...:lol:

    for an extra btl of vodka they will even get rid of the remains for you :wink:
    RAVERBABY1980, Nov 10, 2006
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