Sleeping with randoms and protection

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  1. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    i was seeing this lass at the beginning of the year and i was out round the town and i got talking to this lad i used to hang around with the at school, he told me his mate caught chlamydia off jodie. I thought it was shocking that this lad had'nt told her so i did, she kicked off at me for thinking she had something and said she'd bin for a check up and she didnt have anything! to be on the safe side i went to the GUM clinic to get checked, and they told me i had it. The lying bitch had'nt been, when i got me results i told her to go and get checked and i never slept with her again:)

    the moral of this story, women are liars:evil:
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    As are men :evil: :samurai:
  3. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    i'm not! :eek:

    i even tell everyone my sex stories of how i caught the clap, im as honest as they come:)
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    :lol:
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    Yup. I know some can't be detected for a while though (HIV most notably, which isn't usually detectable for at least three months).
  6. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    and as punishment for her lying i now post pictures of her tits on the internet:evil: :eek:

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  7. Basic Instinct

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    wahey :lol:
  8. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    you should wear protection for one night stands and stuff but if you're in a relationship its fine, if you catch something then its just bad luck, but it shouldnt be spread around anyway cos if you're like me then you wont be shagging other people at the same time lol.

    i'm as clean as a whistle :)
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    :lol:

    haven't you posted 'inappropriate' ;) pictures on here of half the people you've slept with??
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    no

    pictures of keley were by her permission and for a reason, and it was when i was seeing her.

    that bird there would never be on here so its ok to post them lol.
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    didn't you post a pic a bit ago then take it off?

    an i never said there was anything wrong with it :p
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    that was the same picture ive just posted mate :)

    oh and it is quite wrong! she deserves it the little rascal, giving me the clap and making me have to get that darn swab test:cry:
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    :( for a few minutes there i had a new found respect for you...

    i thought you just randomly kept posting pics of naked women you'd slept with! :p

    an i'd be posting that pic on sites she does go on if she had given anything to me, esp lying about it afterwards!!!
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    :lol: Mint expression, havent heard that one in ages

    Top cans mate, I wonder what she would say if she knew they were posted on here :eek:
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    She has a double chin!:lol:
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    And nipples the size of small dinner plates :sick:
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    Id rattle through her!
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: What a crease, I never noticed
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    fannies?

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