Slags

You should sign up for my online course 'How to Hook a Hunny: A Guide to the Female Mind'

It's a 3,472 part course with a six week PMT special.

Doesn't cover shoes however, I'm picking that up in the PhD.

I'd probably fail all the assignments.....

Some of my friends were arguing the other night that everyone should have a CV of sex to carry around with them to show to potential partners, so as to avoid nasty surprises. Could be a useful addition to your course

slack fanny alert

small dick alert

Told you before, it's a £ an " and I haven't got change for a fiver.

Enough money to put together for a laugh and enough common sense and humour for a bit giggle and enough size to get you there. Just enough of all and not a lot of just one is what keeps a relationship alive for me! It is the whole package that last! Coz if one goes like money you still got the humour to laugh about it and the common sense to make more money!!!! When you make more money you can buy sex toys to compensate for the little fella not working but again if you got the humour it's all good!

But I yet to find one like this!!!!

your lying emy, you need everything to be happy, good sex, good friend, low maintenence, sense of humour and not forgetting financial stability.

thats totally true but yo dont have to be loaded to make a girl feel wanted and special you know!!

LIAR

you got me :laugh:

The most refreshing post for weeks
Great Attitude.

Thats your opinion!!!

The most important thing to me is finding a good partner all round and a few bad points are to be expected, I am more interested in finding a good dad for my boy and I have had it all with other men and I has been great but limited. I want forever now and you get all the farting and stuff when your 90 years old, so I would get over it. Anyway I would size the fella up before entering into forever with them and if I couldn't cope with something I would let them find someone else and I would wait on my own until I meet the right one. I am in no need of perfection as I am not perfect myself and I don't mind being on my own or waiting, as I already have a man in my life and he is my boy and takes up all my time anyway!!!!