Sinnaz

Why are you typing with caps lock on?

SHITTY WORK PC SOMETIMES DOES IT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM SHOUTIN AT U

No it looks like you have the caps lock on

*Note to Sinnaz, this is the internet*

I AINT GOT CAP LOCK ON. I TOLD U ITS SHIT

universal truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

MENTAL WERE U GET ALL THEM FROM

Thought them up myself




























Naah copied them off an email

I'd say chopping your hand off with a jigsaw would be!!

Plug schmug.

Obviously but how many people have chopped there hand off with a Jigsaw?

how many stand on plugs? ?

Cause i havent ever, and neither have the 6 colleagues sat round me

Anybody stupid enough to stand on an upturned plug literally deserves for it to hurt. Same can be said for people who cut their own shands off his a jigsaw though.

Accidents happen Chris

whats a shand?

Marc, how many of the 6 colleagues sat around you have sawn off their hands with a jigsaw in their own home?

you pedantic bastard

:laugh:

all of them

They must have loads of fun doing up their shoe laces.

:blush: :blush: :blush: they really can embarass you where i work

:chill: