silly things people have said....

lol, theres so many of these!!

last nite, watching the psv game.....

Me: Get up you dutch ponce!
My mate: What you on about? PSV are from Holland!

me and my mates used to rip the piss out of each other for stupid stuff we used to come out with.
probs the best was when we were playin football and my mate was in goal and pulled of this amazing save.
he turned round and said "im dead agilic me"
i pissed myself laughing at the stupid twat.
we didnt tell him for ages that the word he was lookin for was agile!

i asked my brother the other day what humble pie was made of.....humbles???

ha ha - a while ago jeff told me a corker what u came out with, " u know Chinease women? Do their fannies go sideways?"

i was informed they do

There was another one about Si's car having a turbo button or something?

they didnt tell you about the romans too did they

yup

They didnt just tell me about u though. They told rachel that the reason her tap water tasted different from someone elses was cos she was on southmubrian water nd they were on northumbrian

my mate asked what time the 'quater to' bus was?

hahahaha, my brother bought a frozen chicken once and told my sis-in-law it was a vegetarian chicken, and she belived him!!

That just reminded me of something my friend at work said the other day..

Her: "Where's Barcelona anyway?"
Me: "Spain"
Her: "Hmm.. I'm gunna find that on the map"
*She opens up the map thing on the computer*
Her: "What's the capital of Spain?"
Me: "Madrid"
Her: "Isn't that in Canada?"
Me: "Err.. no"
Her: "I can't find Madrid on here"
*I point to Madrid*
Her: "Nar.. that's not Madrid.. that's Spain you're pointing to!"

i lived with my grandparents for a few years when i was a bit younger, and i had been out, came in and left my trainers downstairs next to the door. next day, when i woke, i spent HOURS searching for them... i went into the garden for a ciggie, and there they were, underneath the big apple tree at the top of the garden. :spangled:

it was about then we realised my granny was losing the plot just a little bit. :spangled: