Aye i have been partial to a couple of shockers, i remem when me manager at the time was on this board too which was always handy. Not.
"Sorry i couldnt make it in, been bad all weekend........" "I saw you post on the board saying you were at Promise, and seen you in the photos" "Aye well err..........." OWNED
I remember when we went to Cream for the german. I made Linzi ring up work pretending to be my mum saying i was off work ill... ....Problem came when she couldn't remember my surname when they asked for it.
I got sacked a week later after having to then take a legitimate week off having came back from Cream with elephantitis of the thumb I'd have gotten away with it had it not been for them pesky kids.
Just say you've got a hospital appointment. I got pulled in the office the other week and asked why I've had 9 mondays off this year. I told him it was just all these hospital appointments I've had and when questioned told him it was personal and I didn't want to talk about it. Interview over. I told him I'd probably have to go back a few more times in the coming months. Why make things hard?