Shagging........

cheers mate, that was when i was horrible though.

whats changed good times man

never have a never would! discusting!

however, when i worked at the good old ranch I have lost count of how many times I have caught people doing it in loads of random places!actually caught a couple 4 times in the cellar, dont even know how they got in and right in the middle of the dancefloor at a foam party!!!

gettin stink finger was a standard occurence at the under 18 foam party's when i was a nipper lol

Did catch my m8 in Dusk in shields about 3 years ago tryin it on with this tall lass, grabbin her arse he was n ended up gettin into her on the way out the club. Turnt out it was really a 27year old man was howling, but at the same time felt sick thinking about it,, but not near as sick as me musta felt

Anyway im totallly wasted while i write this as per,. i was hopin he tried to get it's knickers/y-fronts off,, wuda sent the footage to Nuts if he had of./

The worst ive done is a bit sticky finger, in a dark corner. Whats the point? You might as well just go home and give each other a good seeing to in bed!?

shes tried to get into me before. fuck knows what your mate was thinking cos shes blatantly a man.

Fucking hell lol he was wasted like

i shagged my ex bird in the downstairs toilet on the boat

i've actually just remembered something... mint club in leeds a few years ago, in the toilets (anyone that's been will know how easy that is). i feel so ashamed.

The Cannon on Low Fell when i was about 17 full of McEwan's............Classy

that has to be the winner. i bet it was somebody i know!

A lad from the Nook did him/her up the arse, told a load of people we knew and hasn't lived it down since.

Aw shit i! was that the 1 that was actually gonna kill him self through it?, a heard about that 1 like, bad crack.

Not sure, it was a mate of mine (Philly) who told us about it.

Apparently the shim had told him he was on his period and let him do him up the bum, the lad was pissed and thought nowt of it, was bragging about it to the lads then they told him that it was actually a guy.

Forgotten the lads name now, will ask me mate when I see him, the shim used to come in to the pub I worked in, you used to get loads of people not realising it was a guy.

Christ man, horrible that, i'd be wounded if a was so wrecked a dun a tranny in the shitter a probly would just call it a day & head for the highest bridge.

As a matter of fact you will know them......

Fucking hell lads, i started this thread with the mere hope of hearing some exotic and cultured anecdotes from board members' experiences first hand in some the biggest and best and luxurious nightclubs on the planet.

Instead i hear of some rather hideous goings on including burglars from pelaw and trannies from south shields. Trevor mcdonald was right, the credit crunch really is hitting hard.