sex pest

totally

I'd say both are probably true, you look like a Spice Boy and are about 3ft.

Plus you've really shot yourself in the foot with some of hte drivel you've posted in here.

do i wear platform trainers and a union jack dress?

im 5'8''

and ive shot myself in the foot about what? trying to pull jess?

Possibly, I don't know. As far as I'm aware, that is the attire of Spice Girls. Your Old Glory t-shirts, Toni & Guy highlights, and poor attempt at pulling off a shirt and tie combo qulifies you as a 'haircut indie', or a spice boy.

Still not very big, is it?

Yes. Such comments as:

"really liked her but theirs no point cos she doesnt like me

im sick of pestering her and im sure shes sick of me pestering aswell"

make you sound like a complete plum, and whilst I can't really tell you what Jess is thinking, I'd imagine she, and most other girls on here, will be reading comments like that and laughing hysterically at how much of a berk you are.

glory t shirt? whats one of them? i got it from some shop in newcastle

i dont have highlights, my hair is brown

and what would you be? a fucking complete wanker, you think you're so cool and intelligent, but yet you wont tell anyone who you actually are. are you ashamed?

5'8'' is a bit different to 3 foot

so what if i look like a "berk" to the birds on here. What is your point? why are you bothered?

i'm having a laugh, everything isnt always serious like you make it out to be. you are such a bore with your well thought out comments.

Yet you don't deny looking like a complete tit in your topman jumper and tie-rack tie?

I'm not a complete wanker, I am cool and intelligent, and no I'm certainly not ashamed.

My comments are hardly well thought-out. If they were, morons from Seaham like yourself would struggle to read them...

why are you saying this to me?

are you jealous?

Thar she blows

Definitely. Perhaps if I looked like you I could get knocked back by hot girls too...

losers who have a go for no reason

tis strange how he doesnt pick another random to have a go at in a thread that has fuck all to do with him

why?

pretty pathetic

i havent really asked her out, well not joking around anyway! most of the shit ive said as a joke! im not gonna say i didnt want to shag her or whatever but some people take everything they read on the net to be true and to be a true judge of ones character.

SLEAZE

How is that making a tit of himself?

boys like girls.... its natural.

cheers joe

your a fucking expert on seaham now are you ????

i pretty much go by the same stance with this i couldnt care if everyone thought i was a cunt this place is just something to pass time but there is some folk who go a bit over the top

By whingeing on like in the aforementioned quote.

hes an expert on everything

Its Allie, got to be.

i reckon its allie like


he's taking the piss out of my clothes yet if i remember rightly he wasnt such a sharp dresser himself