seal stranded on bank of river tyne

But you would think someone would try and help it

or more likely, it doesn't want to go in the water and it isnt stranded at all

'they can move on land'

walked? jumped on a bike?

what can you do for a hydrophobic seal... call paul mckenna?

Well if it can't swim because it's wounded. Surely the rspca should see if they can do something to nurse it back to health?

And where would they keep it?

In the sink?

Or maybe it came from out of space and it's an alien in disguise!

oh fucking dear, lulu your a freak!!! if you care so much about animals how the fuck don't you know seals live on land, they use the water for feeding.

It'll just go back in when it wants too.

either that or i'll head down and shoot it!!!

either way it won't be there anymore!!

There are way's they have the right facilities.
Don't work for the rspca though so how should I know.

bit harsh!!

you gonna have one of your work outs and shoot it with what ever comes out?

I wonder what seal tastes like?

Now's your chance to go and find out!

Ask Heidi Klum

fatty i'll bet, there mihgt be some choice meats under all that flab though.

An empty sink though obviously. Can't be turning the tap on incase the seal shits itself.

hahaha