Pvd@gc 17/05/03

not to go into too much detail

TWO ABSOLUTE MINGERS SHAGGIN ON THE BALCONY @ CRASHER

and they were proper mingers...i mean he looked like a cross between del-boy and a stephen hawking, and she looked like waynetta slob on acid!

worst bit had to be him strooking the punani and then sticking four fingers in her gob full of goop!

how come i always end up playing mother to you lads, i don't know soon as theres a female around.........................only joking you know i love ya's all

thanks for treating me like one of the lads too, see we are human too, we fart, burp and shit as much as the rest of ya's

cheers Clarki, what he forgot to mention was the fact that they were about 40 ugh, just think thats probs the same age as most of our parents, i'd be gutted enough if i thought they were going to crasher never mind shaggin on the balcony.

And they both knew that people knew what they were doing, fitzy even went up to him at one point and asked him what he thought he was doing, and he just shrugged his shoulders and carried on

leave the fartin to murray he knows best!

in future don't go to KFC before going clubbing, and just because i'm a nurse, doesn't mean i like flushing your shit away because you can't look at it

that was pacey and murray! i waited til crasher before giving birth to a chocolate otter!

ps u read my email?

Shame that the batteries ran out love, we could of took it on our mission of Sheffield

Brings back the memories of a quality night, must be done sharpish again me thinks

Wish you had of took photos of the shagging couple(only joking), they were fucking horrible like

I thought it was Murray who went over to them and asked what the fuck they was doing