When i'm distracting him by insulting his name... "Donald...what type of name is that....are you a shark or a grandma's canary..." you can jump in and bite him...
Watching cats chase their own tail for two minutes until they bite it realising its their own and screaming sends me in hysterics
he can hear 100 miles underwater..... but hes a bit deaf out of it..... u'll have to get a bit closer
Mine is that thick that it runs around with its tail in its mouth whimpering in pain for about five minutes...then it goes for Toot's....
Your not gonna trick me..i'll get a megaphone (if thats what thy're called)....and i can be very loud when the situation calls for it...
I'm not surprised the kitten's crackers...it spends most its time sniffing Toot... (sorry..its a poor joke..but i had to say it...)
cheers mate yeah course you can. Think Ade's wanting kittens un all....... there'll be lil scoobys everywhere
meet your match CYBORG KURO-CHAN!!! His name is Kuro and he's a cat. His owners are an old couple who live a simple, easygoing life. But because they have money, thieves often try to raid their home. Each time, however, Kuro manages to fight them off. Kuro is a great watchcat. One day, however, Kuro is shot through with an arrow and whisked away by Doctor Go, an evil scientist. Doctor Go turns Kuro into a cyborg to assist him on his mission to conquer the world. Doctor Go tries to control Kuro, but Kuro manages to escape. This infuriates the doctor. He feels that Kuro is ungrateful to him. With the help of Mi, another cyborg cat, he thinks of all sorts of ways to capture and kill Kuro. Kuro has a new, invincible cyborg body, complete with the latest hi-tech weapons. But he also has a warm heart, which is partly what makes this story so loveable.